I can teach you anything you saw on Russian life hack channels on YouTube. But on top of that I can also teach compliments, body parts, swear words, excuses and love confessions in Russian, Kazakh and German. Or I can teach you how to cook camel meat in an earth oven. Or how to fail at throat singing (it's easy). I would like to learn absolutely anything but I'm afraid mathematics and I don't get along that well. I kept searching for a point in a linear equation to no avail. I'm also not a big friend of dogs but my wife wants to have a dog one day so maybe I could learn to love them but I am actually terrified of dogs so unless it's a very tiny cute dog I'd prefer to skip on that lesson. From working in restaurants for over 10 years I know for sure not only how to use a sauce pan and a chopping knife but also how to use a sponge, a cleaning cloth and soap. If your stomach can handle it I could cook you some central Asian dishes but if it can't then I also make a good ratatouille (and I promise there won't be any rats involved).

I can cook well.

I've been a competitive swimmer, grew up with camels and horses and my grandfather can throat sing. I like reading about politics and classic literature (mostly German and Russian). The city where I live is where Dostoyevsky got married.