My teachers always told me to make the most out of my analitical mind, so I grew up to be a professional excuse maker.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I like creeping in people's bedrooms from all around the world in the night's shadow and cut off their left hand pinky fingers for display in my diverse and mesmerizing collection of living beauty.

Interests

Art, videogames, wacky tv shows, discussing the incomprehensibility of the human life with my fellow shipwrecked aliens.

• arts
• literature
• beauty
• tv
• biology
• chemistry
• history
• languages

Music, Movies, and Books

Synthpop, post-punk, 90's alternative, and really I can enjoy almost anything you toss at me;
Beautifully filmed movies with some crazy absuridst shit happening (I love After Hours!) or with people being too emotional over insignificant things (I grew up watching Tarantino);
And I mostly read about art currently.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

While in elementary school, I helped somebody develop the connection with their previous incarnation by punching the shit out of them.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you different languages, I can teach you history of art or literature, I can help you with biology and chemistry, I can tell you the ways to lie casually and still be a likeable person. I can share my short stories and my heart with you, all that.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Also, I can help you cleaning the house, buying the groceries and generally illuminating your life with my short-stay presence.

Countries I’ve Visited

Cyprus, Egypt, England, France, Italy, Lebanon, Spain, Turkey

Countries I’ve Lived In

Russian Federation