I am basically the lazy and the creative kind, the kind that absolutely hates filling up "about me" sections in websites, the kind that hates answering generic "so tell me about yourself?" questions in interviews, the kind that would write random bullshit just to find the right people to meet in any networking site. ( you need to read that last bit out loud, there is a predictable yet sweet wordplay using write/right.) Anyway, if I had to describe myself in a single sentence, I would say I am a character straight out of a Wes Anderson movie ( if you haven't heard of him, you don't know what you are missing.) Or maybe I am a bob dylan song, the one he discarded because he felt it was too "cheesy", the one that baez would sing and make it top the charts someday. Or maybe I am a Jackson Pollock doodle, the one every one shares on random art appreciation groups on facebook, but yet that one doodle that no one fucking understands and yet hates to accept it. Or maybe I am a Larkin poem, the one where he sounds a little happy for a change, but yet wears despair on his sleeve like a boss. Or maybe I am Charlie Chaplin's stick, the one that took him on a walk on roads no man had ever taken before. Yes, I will settle for that. To be a walking stick to the greatest artist to have walked on the face of this planet, is like winning every single motherfucking nobel prize for happiness. Oh wait, there isn't a nobel prize for happiness? Right. Goddammit. But at least you understand me now. :D