CURRENT MISSION To stave off adulthood ABOUT ME I'm "contemplative" and am always aware of the flaws of man as well as my own. I guess I'm contemplative in an ironic way. Life is a joke to me. I try to seem human and unpretentious, but maybe I don't pull that off so well. I'm a funny person, but it might take a couple hang out sessions to "get" me. Just keep in mind 70% of what I say is a joke. Deep down I don't want to offend anyone, even though it may seem like I'm doing so on the surface. I'm very self-aware. I wouldn't say I "know" myself, because I don't. I don't know what I'm thinking, feeling, or what I want. Life is like an experiment to me. An experiment that doesn't go too haywire, mind you. I'm usually in bed by eleven. PHILOSOPHY Everyone deserves happiness. EVERYONE.