CURRENT MISSION

To strive, to seek, to find, and never to yeild (unless there's free wi-fi involved)

ABOUT ME

Braeden was born on the planet Alderaan, in the year 19BBY, wherein, conveniently just before the Empire turned his home into the galaxy's coolest and simultaneously saddest fireworks display, he was fired into deep space in an isolation pod, banished after inappropriate conduct with a holographic Emma Watson. I'm told I was born and raised in Kamloops BC, but I frankly find this hard to believe.
Braeden is an aspiring writer, and enjoys reading about 10,000 books a year, loves theatre, star wars, history, and animals, particularly otters and foxes (of the woodland AND female variety.) Also flying planes.
Braeden hopes that he will, eventually and after much procrastination, “… will one day bring ruin and havoc to the dickwagon mouthbreathing jerk masses. Will forge a world where comic books are scripture, video games are free, nice people date other nice people, and have adventures aplenty, and Quentin Terantino picks the soundtrack of our lives.”
He currently resides in Kamloops British Columbia while enjoying Doctor Who, rock music, and salt and vinegar chips.

PHILOSOPHY

Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth and yourself, and fight your enemies with passion and laughter.

Interests

Being outside at night when it's the perfect temperature
Waking up to your crush knocking on the door and proceeding to make mad monkey love all afternoon
Being able find the perfect, witty response to everything someone says to you
Being able to come up with comebacks right away
Having a 100% sarcastic conversation with someone who thinks you're serious
Meeting that 1% of the population that you actually get along with and can call your friend
Being able to teleport anywhere you wanted just by willing yourself to
Be able to do anything, I said ANYTHING!
Having a pair of magical pants that always had money in the pockets
The ability to make every woman in a room simultaneously hit orgasm simply by walking in.
Secret passages behind bookshelves
Hair that does whatever you want just by thinking about it
Discover that you can stop time at will
Saying the perfect comeback at the perfect time.
Having crazy mind control abilities
Movies that get better every time you see them.
Having feet. It's pretty awesome.
Finding out that every time you reach into your pocket, you find another $20 bill.
Being able to read minds...AND being awfully good looking.
Finding a lamp with a genie who offers you three wishes, and you CAN wish for more wishes. (Or, as a backup plan - MORE GENIES.)

• animals
• writing
• books
• walking
• flying
• movies
• video games
• reading
• music
• rock music
• history
• medicine