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Mount Pearl, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
@DANTLEY
Member since 2008
CURRENT MISSION I am a stand up comedian ... looking to travel and perform around the World ABOUT ME I am a Primary / Elementary school teacher ( ESL ) by day and a stand up comedian by night. A truly underrated superhero indeed. ha ... When I was younger, my nickname was Hamburger Head because I had a lot of freckles and the other children said my face looked like a sesame seed bun. Then, I began punching children in the face and being funny. As a teenager, I lost my virginity to a girl who smelled like cold spaghetti and rum. I love 80's music because it reminds me of a simpler time when OJ was just a drink and Bush made me happy. I love meeting happy, worldly people. I`m a big fan of live music. I`ve been married for one year to my yummy wife, also a Canadian. PHILOSOPHY Live. Love. Laugh.
Interested in Bars
Interested in Basketball
Interested in Concerts
Fluent in English
Music, Movies, and Books
Star Wars, Scarface, The Shining, Boondock Saints, Curse Of The Golden Flower, Training Day, Good Will Hunting, Comedian ... so many Radiohead, Nirvana, Lenny Kravitz, The Roots, Jay Z, and 80's .... a bit of everything I read a lot. I'm writing a book now named, " Animals Are Delicious."
One Amazing Thing I've Done
I have travelled across America by bus 3 times. ( and Canada once ) The 1st time, I got on a bus in Sackville, New Brunswick ( with only $235 in my pocket ), crossed the border into Maine and went all the way to San Diego. 2 weeks later, I was selling T-shirts to tourists on the beaches of San Diego ... good times I once bought a watch and a car for $80. I played basketball on scholarship throughout university. AND I have seen a dog talk ... seriously.
Teach, Learn, Share
Female koala bears have 2 viginas
My Interests
writing, stand up comedy, movies, listening to all kinds of music, travelling as far as my budget takes me
