CURRENT MISSION

I am a stand up comedian ... looking to travel and perform around the World

ABOUT ME

I am a Primary / Elementary school teacher ( ESL ) by day and a stand up comedian by night. A truly underrated superhero indeed. ha ... When I was younger, my nickname was Hamburger Head because I had a lot of freckles and the other children said my face looked like a sesame seed bun. Then, I began punching children in the face and being funny.

As a teenager, I lost my virginity to a girl who smelled like cold spaghetti and rum. I love 80's music because it reminds me of a simpler time when OJ was just a drink and Bush made me happy.

I love meeting happy, worldly people. I`m a big fan of live music. I`ve been married for one year to my yummy wife, also a Canadian.

PHILOSOPHY

Live. Love. Laugh.

兴趣

writing, stand up comedy, movies, listening to all kinds of music, travelling as far as my budget takes me

• dogs
• writing
• performing arts
• drinking
• movies
• traveling
• music
• live music
• basketball
• teaching
• beaches

音乐、电影和书籍

Star Wars, Scarface, The Shining, Boondock Saints, Curse Of The Golden Flower, Training Day, Good Will Hunting, Comedian ... so many

Radiohead, Nirvana, Lenny Kravitz, The Roots, Jay Z, and 80's .... a bit of everything

I read a lot. I'm writing a book now named, " Animals Are Delicious."

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

I have travelled across America by bus 3 times. ( and Canada once ) The 1st time, I got on a bus in Sackville, New Brunswick ( with only $235 in my pocket ), crossed the border into Maine and went all the way to San Diego. 2 weeks later, I was selling T-shirts to tourists on the beaches of San Diego ... good times

I once bought a watch and a car for $80. I played basketball on scholarship throughout university. AND I have seen a dog talk ... seriously.

教，学，和分享

Female koala bears have 2 viginas