CURRENT MISSION

To patent a perpetual motion machine

ABOUT ME

I have been led to believe that I am easily affected by others peoples opinions. I think I'm a hypochondriac. No one ever gets my jokes.

PHILOSOPHY

I put most of my effort into not planning things. Life's more fun that way.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

None yet!

Interests

Drinking drinks, eating eats, smoking smokes, huckin disks, runin around, getting lost, floating around, skippin around, swimmin around, playing a round, of mini golf.

• drinking
• golf

Music, Movies, and Books

I like books and all that jazz, but writing them down is a waste of everyone's time. Mostly mine.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I'm pretty amazed everyday.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to whistle with an acorn, tie your shoes, throw a frisbee like Walter Frederick Morrison, etc.
I want to become omnipotent. I love learning.