You can contact me directly:
hofy84(at)tutamail(dot)com

Best if you DO contact me directly. I will require your e-mail address anyway. I won't read weekend e-mails until monday.

TRULY ZERO WASTE AT LAST! :D

I live a minimalist life. I utilize a fraction of the waste that this society produces to sustain myself. I don't work hard. All I need, I get it free of charge. I hate the psychopaths who yearn to run this world and I provide an inspiration to starve them out ;) Join me!

Oh yeah and - I can blow your mind. Just ask ;)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Because a man needs a couch sometimes, and sometimes I'm one of those! Also I'm looking for extraordinary people and I don't know where the hell they are! Get in touch!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Attended CSparty Aachen 2009, surfed Burak's couch (2) and joined the CS project right after this.
Surfed Algus' floor (1) and Kwaize's couch (2) in Paris, thank you guys :)
Surfed Davids couch (1) in Prague, thanks Dave :)
Did Vienna with Tarcya, Leticia and Franto. Thank you Tarcya :)
Hosted Halil (3). Thank you for visiting me :)
Hosted Laura (3). Keep studying and solving your puzzle ;)
Surfed Michael's couch in Vienna (1). Metalab rocks!
Hosted Ulku (1). Shortest hosting, best talk :)
Hosted Luis (2). Time was short.
Surfed Eszti's couch in Budapest (1). Relaxing :)
Surfed Dan's couch in Brno (1). Great deal of trust, man!
Hosted Ferdy (2). Nearly identical spiritual wavelength :)
Hosted Owen (3). Gotta learn more about my own town :))
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Hosted Canan (1). Pleasant evening.
Hosted Shuja (1). Popped the cherry :P
Hosted Gabe (4). Three days of consonance.
Hosted Christiane (4).
Surfed Eliska's couch in Trenchtown (1) :D just beautiful.
Hosted Eva (1). Meeting of minds.
Hosted Iva (1). Lovely.
Hosted Patryk (3). Great three days.
Hosted Anders (3). Good talks.
Hosted Lagi (7). Extraordinary gentleman.
Hosted David. Very eventful weekend (2).
Hosted Klaus (3). Inspiring.
Hosted Yoji (2). Fun!
Hosted Marie-Michele (2). Wonderful.
Surfed with the Zmorges in Wien (3). 2010 Vienna Calling!
Hosted Alex (2). Surprise! :D
Hosted Pilar (1). Great day.
Surfed Marci's couch in Nitra (2). Thanks a lot!
Surfed Sekier with Juls, Steffi, Alban, Honza, Misa, Radu and all the beautiful beings.
Visited Marcin in Kosice. Great timing :)
Surfed Tamas' couch in Miskolc (2). Words can hardly describe.
Surfed Mihaly's couch (1) in Budapest for one night. Too short.
Surfed Petulka's crashmats in Bratislava. Luxurious :)
Surfed with the Zmorges in Vienna *again* (3) and again fabulous.
Surfed Sarah's couch (2) in Vienna. Viva la revolucion!
Surfed Alex's couch (2) in Graz. Mission: Be yourself. Good luck ;)
Surfed with Matic in Maribor (3). Anarchistic :)
Surfed Ziga's couch in Ptuj (2). Winemaking! :D
Surfed Davor's place in Zagreb (3). Deep.
Surfed with Riki and Bryan in Buzeta (6). Organic :)
Surfed with Tijana and Dejan in Dvor (3). Amazing time!
Surfed with Berengere and Daniel in Banja Luka (3). Relaxed.
Surfed with Atila in Sarajevo (4). Great!
Visited Micky in Kotor. Made up :)
Surfed with Martina in Shkoder (24). Like home :)
Surfed with Joe the pro in Lac (2). Good laughs :D
Surfed Eri's double bed in Tirana (3). Comfy :)
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Let down by Molly in Vlore :(
Surfed the squat in Kerkyra, loved it!
Surfed Nikos' couch in Roda (6), Corfu. Exploratory & lazy :)
Surfed with Nikos in Katouna (8), Lefkada. Pure joy :)
Surfed Manos' couch in Messologi (4). Popped the cherry :D
Surfed with Thalia in Rio (3). Happy days :)
Surfed Yorgo's couch in Patra (6). A blast!
Surfed with Konstantinos (3) and Craig (2) in Athina. Great time!
Surfed with Maria in Psachna (2). Relaxing :)
Surfed with Marios in Chalkida (5). Great days.
Surfed with Caroline in Istiaia (4). Easy :)
Surfed Vasilis' couch in Almyros (3). Inspiring!
Surfed with Vangelis in Volos (2). Comfy.
Surfed Olga's couch in Volos (4). Lovely.
Surfed with Filip, Marina and Myrto in Volos (14). Awesome!
Surfed Zily and Soc's couch in Thessaloniki (6). Nice.
Surfed with Maria and Vaggelis in Th-niki (3). Relaxing.
Surfed with Marina and Marinos in Th-niki (3). Meeting of minds :)
Surfed Christos' couch in Th-niki (3). Homy :)
Surfed with Irini and Yorgos in Th-niki (3). Niiice :)
Surfed with Yorgos in Xanthi (3). Luxuriously relaxing.
Surfed with Tasos in Xanthi (2). Great time!
Surfed Stathis' couch in Xanthi (2). Merry :)
Surfed with Beylem in Silivri (2). Lucky, escaped rain :)
Surfed with Sava in Sofia (3). Lotsa apples :)
Surfed Mitko's couches in Sofia (3). Easy :)
Surfed Pepka's couch in Sofia (2). Niiice :)
Surfed with Marko in Nis (2). Go Yugoslavija :)
Surfed with Jordan in Beograd (7). AWEsome!
Surfed with Maja and Dunja in Novi Sad (2).
Surfed Betka's and Kristyna's couch in Novi Sad (3). Great :D
Surfed with Hajni and Zoli in Subotica (2).
Surfed with Peter and his family in Szeged (3). Easy :)
Surfed Hris' couch in Szeged (3). Fantastic.
Surfed with Viktor in Pest (1). Great evening.
Surfed with Daniel in Buda (3). Easy.
Surfed with Kristof in Buda (4). Excellent :D
Surfed Otto's dorm in Gyor (3). Respect.
Hosted Allen in Biskupice (2). Bikes!
Hosted Kursad (2).
Hosted Oliva (2). Wooonderful :)
Hosted Nastenka (2). Talkative ;)
Hosted Alejandro (1).
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Hosted Arun (3).
Hosted Tatu (4).
Hosted Alex (3).
Hosted Stephan (2).
Hosted Matt (16).
Hosted Aurelie (2).
Hosted Ben (2).
Hosted Chris (6).
Hosted Ats (3).
Hosted Burak (3).
Surfed Stephan's couch in Wien (3).
Hosted Phil in Biskupice (3).
Hosted Jose (2).
Hosted Natasha (2).
Hosted Gabi (2).
Hosted Marian (2).
Hosted Haomin (3).
Hosted Harjinder (3).
Hosted Oliva *again* :D (2).
Hosted Betty (2)
Surfed Katka's couch in Brno (2).
Surfed with Maya in Praha (3).
Hosted Eimantas in Biskupice (3)
Hosted Leo (2)
Hosted Pascal (1)
Hosted Teppei (2)
Hosted Ali in Bratislava-Dolne Hony (12)
Hosted Monika and Iwona (4)
Hosted Rob and Will (3)
Hosted Mary-Claire (1)
Hosted Sarah and Sarita (2)
Hosted Lisa (2)
Hosted Anja (2) How lovely :)
Hosted Mirjam (2)
Hosted Chris (1)
Hosted Palma (2)
Hosted Rafa (2)
Hosted Ally (3)
Hosted Philip (3)
Hosted Hanka (2)
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Hosted Katarina, Ilmari and Gabriel (2)
Hosted Madalena and Kristina (2)
Hosted Jesiel (2)
Hosted Constanze (2)
Hosted Vlad and Alex (2)
Hosted Guillermo (2)
Hosted Thibault (1)
Hosted Kasia and Michal (3)
Hosted Johanna, Kai, Matti and Bjorn (1)
Hosted Alice (4)
Hosted Hannah and Lina (2)
Hosted Amelie (1)
Hosted Beatrise (5)
Hosted Julia (1)
Hosted Ryosuke (2)
Hosted Mert (1)
Hosted Pia and Philipp (2)
Hosted Julen (2)
Hosted Bram (2)
Hosted Max (29)
Hosted Tejaswi (3)
Hosted Franz Peter (2)
Hosted Mable (2)
Hosted Moh (1)
Hosted Wojtek (3)
Hosted Onder (1)
Hosted Magda and Ania (1)
Hosted Tom and Leo (5)
Hosted Anna and Annelise (3)
Hosted Josh (1)
Hosted Martin and Andy (2)
Hosted Eimo again (2)
Surfed with Daniel in Sopron (1)
Surfed with Karina in Rechnitz (2)
Surfed with Peter in Rudersdorf (1)
Surfed with Tone in Oberschwarza (1)
Surfed with Karmen in Maribor (2)
Surfed with Jan in Slovenske Konjice (1)
Surfed with Ivo in Locica (2)
Surfed with Feri in Ljubljana (2)
Surfed with Zhian in Trieste (2)
Surfed with Ivo in Locica again! (2)
Surfed with Borut in Maribor (2)
Surfed with Tone and Anna in Oberschwarza again! (2)
Surfed with Christine in Trautmannsdorf (1)
Surfed with Christian in Stang (1)
Surfed with Peter in Rudersdorf again! (1)
Surfed with Eva in Szombathely (1)
Hosted Chi Wing in Bratislava-Dolne Hony (2)
Hosted Andrew (3)
Hosted Arne and Felix (1)
Hosted Jingyu (3)
Hosted Stevo at the lake (1)
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Hosted Michael (2)
Surfed Vince's couch in Wien (2)
Surfed with Steffi in Dresden (3)
Surfed Tim's couch in Berlin (3)
Surfed with Daniel in Berlin (2)
Surfed with Radu in Berlin (1)
Surfed with Yasir in Hamburg (3)
Surfed with Magnus and Emil in København (3)
Surfed with Toni in Göteborg (3)
Surfed Ahmed's couch in Oslo (3)
Surfed with Martin in Kongsberg (4)
Surfed with Jenny in Vinje (3)
Surfed with Danka and Olav in Odda (3)
Surfed with *and without* Vlado in Geilo (4)
Surfed with Andreas in Aurland (4)
Surfed with Toni in Göteborg again! (2)
Surfed with Constanze in Frankfurt (3)
Surfed with Hannes in Karlsruhe (2)
Surfed with Sandra in Stuttgart (3)
Surfed with Gudrun in Geislingen (3)
Surfed with Max in München (4)
Surfed with Katrin in Salzburg (3)
Surfed with Berna in St. Valentin (2)
Surfed with Vera in Straß (2)
Surfed with Yulia in Wien (3)
Surfed with Julia in Wien (2)
Hosted Parham in Wien (3)
Hosted Benji (3)
Hosted Rodrigo (3)
Hosted Nur and Oguzhan (2)
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Surfed with Steffi in Dresden (2).
Surfed with Radu in Berlin (2).
Surfed with Binka in Rostock (3).
Surfed with Elias in Copenhagen (4).
Surfed with Sophie in Copenhagen (6).
Surfed with Jeppe in Copenhagen (4).
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Surfed with Daniel in Berlin (2).
Surfed with Kim in Berlin (2).
Surfed with Sophie in København (2).
Surfed Viktor's couch in Göteborg (4).
Surfed with Maarten in Grimstad (2).
Surfed with Lukasz and Katja in Sarpsborg (5).
Surfed with Tom in Moss (3).
Surfed with Reidun and Jørdi in Oslo-Lambertseter (4).
Surfed with Kuba in Oslo (2).
Surfed with Espen in Kristiansand (2).
Surfed with Zhivko and Alyssa in Kristiansand (3).
Hosted Tristan in Rosfjord (1).
Hosted Lukasz in Svenevik (1).
Hosted Louis +3 friends (2).
Hosted Zhivko and Alyssa (2).
Hosted Ivan and Pete (1).
Hosted Myriam and Julien (1).
Hosted Louis and Petrian (1).
Hosted Yann and Clementine (1).
Hosted Aurelie, Christophe and Tessa (1).
Hosted Tim (2).
Hosted Simon (2).
Surfed with Tobias on a boat! (2).
Surfed with Jonas on Snarøya (7) totally unforgettable.
Surfed with Joakim in Oslo (5). cosy.
Hosted Kelly in Bratislava-Old Town (1) Cold flat!
Hosted Fran (1).
Hosted Pablo (3).
Hosted Ondrej (1).
Hosted Dmitry (2).
Hosted Fito (2).
Hosted Mario (3).
Hosted Marija and Nikola (2).
Hosted Diogo (1).
Hosted Alex (1).
Hosted Magda and Asia (1).
Hosted Rita (5).
Hosted Anna and Sasan (1).
Hosted Natalie (4).
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Hosted Anthony (1).
Hosted Dominika and Rado (1).
Hosted Irina (1).
Hosted Evgeny (1).
Hosted Egor (2).
Hosted Pieter and Aneta (1).
Hosted Mikhal (3).
Hosted Julia (2).
Hosted Anna and Nic (1).
Hosted Tomas (6).
Hosted Filippo (2).
Hosted Mili and Katarina (2).
Hosted Hans (1).
Hosted Lee (1).
Hosted Marceau (2).
Hosted Katarina (1).
Hosted Sharon and Xiaotian (4).
Hosted Christine and Iris (1).
Hosted Yaya (3).
Hosted Carmen (2).
Hosted Aleksei (2).
Hosted Dani and Quique (2).
Hosted Viet (2).
Hosted Elisa and Ben (7).
Hosted Paul and Karola (1).
Hosted Shashank (2).
Hosted Nasim (1).
Hosted Maria and Eugene (1).
Hosted Rinalds (1).
Hosted Tonya and Anna (1).
Hosted Luize (2).
Hosted Carlos (2).
Hosted Diana and Tamas (1).
Hosted Anna and Marina (2).
Hosted Nika (1).
Hosted Suzy and Brenda (2).
Hosted Steve (1).
Hosted Tano (1).
Hosted Chloe and Aurelian (1).
Hosted Nat and Domino (2).
Hosted Amir (1).
Hosted Dario (2).
Hosted Dany and Matan (3).
Hosted Claudia (3).
Hosted Srna (2).
Hosted Yun Hung (2).
Hosted Gabe (3).
Hosted Pierre (1).
Hosted Julia and Marina (2).
Surfed with Mada in Copenhagen (2).
Surfed with Sophia in Copenhagen (3).
Surfed with Lisbeth in Copenhagen (2).
Hosted Aniela (2).
Hosted Farah (2).
Hosted Andrea (2).
Hosted Kader (3).
Hosted Anas (1).
Hosted Andrey (2).
Hosted Suzanne (2).
Hosted Nazar (2).
Hosted Carlos (2).
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Hosted Zuzana (4).
Hosted Jordi (1).
Hosted Pablo (2).
Hosted Peter (2).
Hosted Guy (1).
Hosted Zülal (2).
Hosted Lucie and Mathieu (3).
Hosted Gülnur (3).
Hosted Lukas (1).
Hosted Tanya (2).
Hosted Lera and Nastya (1).
Hosted Verena and Malena (2).
Hosted Danielle (1).
Hosted Sefora (1).
Hosted Julia, Ramona, Nina and Julian (1).
Hosted Juliette (2).
Hosted Danusch (1).
Hosted Natasha and Alex (1).
Hosted Nadiv (1).
Hosted Tom (1).
Hosted Elena and Alex (1).
Hosted Ivan (2).
Hosted Claire (3).
Hosted Clemens (2).
Hosted Simon (2).
Hosted Dennis (2).
Hosted Sara and Julien (2).
Hosted Nika (2).
Hosted Sultan (3).
Hosted Pieter (2).
Hosted Ineke and Niels (1).
Hosted Ivan (1).
Hosted Stefan (1).
Hosted Betty and Salvador (1).
Hosted Julian and Julian (4).
Hosted Nastenka (4).
Hosted Damian (1).
Hosted Andrey (1).
Hosted two random hitchhikers (1).
Hosted Mara (3).
Hosted Justin (2).
Hosted Jen and Joss (2).
Hosted Dom (1).
Hosted Dani and Laura (2).
Hosted Aylin and friend (1).
Hosted Luca (2).
Hosted Aurora and Raúl (2).
Hosted Mihai (2).
Hosted Tayde (4).
Hosted Hjalmar (2).
Hosted Maryam (2).
Hosted Johann and Florin (1).
Hosted Tanya and Vlad (1).
Hosted Jan (2).
Hosted Olia and Nastenka (1).
Hosted Luc (1).
Hosted Hajar (2).
Hosted Roger and Arnaud (3).
Hosted Jessica (2).
Hosted Olga and Maxim (1).
Hosted Ramon (2).
Hosted Lukas (2).
Hosted Helena (1).
Hosted Adrian and two friends (1).
Hosted Anya and Max (2).
Hosted Eval (1).
Hosted Nicole and Justin (2).
Hosted Romane and Guigui (2).
Hosted Andrii and friend (1).
Hosted Michasia and Ola (1).
Hosted Clara and Torben (3).
Hosted Vittorio (2). A meeting of minds.
Hosted Paula and Theo (1).
Hosted Lara (1).
Hosted Sarah and Sarah (1).
Hosted Fran, Sian, Alex and Yann (2).
Hosted Jeremie (1).
Hosted Song (2).
Hosted Bianka and Honza (2).
Hosted Javier (3).
Hosted Henry (1).
Hosted Nilson (1).
Hosted Rebecca and Janos (2).
Hosted Charlotte and Keith (1).
Hosted Tejas (1).
Hosted Maksym and Artem (1).
Hosted Jayjay (3).
Hosted Marie (1).
Hosted Petro and friend (1).
Hosted Niki (1).
Hosted Raphi (1).
Hosted Derek (2).
Hosted Anya and Katya (1).
Hosted Mirjam and Federico (2).
Hosted Chris (2).
Hosted Juliana (2).
Hosted Jax (2).
Hosted Leo (1).
Hosted Maela and Isaac (2).
Hosted Mishu (1).
Hosted Marta (2).
Hosted Po (1).
Hosted Peter and Leander (1).
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Hosted Kyle (1).
Hosted Benny (1).
Hosted Theresa and Matthias (2).
Hosted Vojta (2).
Hosted Auguste and Sacha (3).
Hosted Oleksandr (2).
Hosted Waheeda (2).
Hosted Lea (2).
Hosted Maxim and Denis (1).
Hosted Linda and Sandra (2).
Hosted Alex (2).
Hosted Lubomyr (1).
Hosted Romain and Guilhem (1).
Hosted Or (2).
Hosted Loïck (2).
Hosted Julien (1).
Hosted Hugo (3).
Hosted Xavier and Martin (1).
Hosted Janina and Daniel (1).
Hosted Yarik and Anton (1).
Hosted Alvaro (3).
Hosted Sasho (3).
Hosted Patric (2).
Hosted Cassie and Andrey (2).
Hosted Pete (1).
Hosted M'hamed (3).
Hosted Amber and Danny (2).
Hosted Fanny (1).
Hosted Joana (2).
Hosted Gray (2).
Hosted Alexis and Yarel (2).
Hosted Lisa (1).
Hosted Bekca (3).
Hosted Katarina (1).
Hosted Liza (2).
Hosted Wout (2).
Hosted Aida (2).
Hosted Henrique (2).
Hosted Sarem and friend (1).
Hosted Florin (3).
Hosted Clemence (1).
Hosted Michal (1).
Hosted Rohan (1).
Hosted Siddhanth (1).
Hosted Lea and Philemon (2).
Hosted Johanna and Johanna (1).
Hosted Ben (1).
Hosted Pat (1).
Hosted Priya (1).
Hosted Belén and Ignacio (2).
Hosted Karen (3).
Surfed with Maria and Nikos in Iraklio (2).
Surfed with Michal in Iraklio (3).
Surfed with Jon in Choudetsi (8).
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Total surfers: 449 hosts: 126 | days I hosted: 830 surfed: 403

Interests

I'll make this my PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY section:

I love myself and I do what I want. On a personal level, I don't feel that I have dreams or desires, as I fulfill them on the fly. On a global level, I wish for all to thrive. It saddens me to see people sad, weak, enslaved.
It seems that there are a lot of problems in our world today, but I firmly believe they all boil down to this single point: Not being honest with oneself. I wish for people to really take charge of their lives, start loving themselves and create a life worth living.

I love to love, to play, to thrive, to serve others.
I love courage, freedom, work of passion, strength of character, compassion, honesty, empathy, common sense.
I love minimalism, modesty, conscious choices.

I don't like phrases such as: I should; I have to; I don't have a choice.

I hate governments: they're evil bullies and professional liars, living off the lot they deceive and exploit.
I hate taxation: it's theft.
I hate religion, mainstream and "alternative" media: they all lie to keep people in line, paralyzed. Fear is their tool: they sell you terrorism, nukes and AIDS to scare the shit out of you.
I hate consumerism and waste (tho it's but a product of the above): it doesn't have to exist.
I hate factory farming: it's an abomination.

"There are no signs on the crossroads of life." --Roman Tyka

"Run from what's comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious." --Rumi

"Live now. You already know everything you need to know. Nevermind the bollocks. You're the only expert for your situation. Trust yourself. You must help yourself before you can start helping others. Stand up for yourself. Become a hero you know the world needs." --The Stan

"Anarchy is democracy without government." --CrimethInc.

• vegan
• board games
• chess
• dumpster diving
• hugs
• freegan
• bicycle
• primitive skills
• games
• freeganism
• women
• go
• anarchy
• world peace
• critical thinking
• standup
• zero waste
• social transformation
• common sense
• civil disobedience
• questioning established "truths"

Music, Movies, and Books

Stand-up: George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Tommy Tiernan
Movies: Dr. Strangelove, La Belle Verte
Books: Ken Kesey: One flew over cuckoo's nest, read twice; Dan Millman: Way of the peaceful warrior; Daniel Quinn: Ishmael, Story of B; CrimethInc.; Steal This Wiki

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Biked around the Balkan Peninsula in 10 amazing months. Dubrovnik-Kotor-Shkoder-Tirana-Saranda-Igoumenitsa-Kerkyra-Messologi-Patra-Pylos-Sparti, then Athina-Chalkida-Istiaia-Volos-Thessaloniki-Kavala-Alexandroupoli-Samothraki-Kesan-Tekirdag-Istanbul. Peaked with the naked bikeride on the way to Ancient Olympia on the Peloponnese. Busted by greek police for this illegal behavior of wearing nothing but the ugly body I was born with.

Teach, Learn, Share

Can teach you to:
- speed up your computer
- improve your chessgame
- find some constellations in the night sky
- swim
- bake bread and chapati
- fix a bicycle
- introduce you to the world of Linux

I offer:
- food
- haircut (buzz or mohawk)
- education about the world of all the little lies we've been told

What I Can Share with Hosts

Great guests ask not what they can get, but what they can give.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, Montenegro, Serbia, Slovenia, Sweden, Turkey

Countries I’ve Lived In

Denmark, Greece, Luxembourg, Norway, Slovakia, United States

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