My name is Joseph. I am a boy.

I have black hair, two hands and a nose in the middle of my face since I was born.
I smile sometimes.
I try to brush my teeth twice a day. I don't kill flies and other insects unless I think my life is in great danger.
I have a smooth beard. I can make my ears and nose moving and a wave with my belly. These are my only talents.
Everyday I dream of having a super power. Reading people's minds is my favourite one. Or being as strong as Sangoku. Or being able to speak with animals. In the same dream, I dream of finding Aladdin's lamp to make this dream come true.
Sometimes I am an asshole... Quite often actually.
I like making bad jokes. I am the only one who laughs but that way I can say that I am unique :)
I was used to eat sheeps' testicles when I was a very little boy. My mother said it was good to stop peeing in my bed. It didn't work.

My name is Joseph, and I would be glad to meet you :)

Pourquoi je suis sur Couchsurfing

Cause I like meeting people, discovering who they are, what they like, learning from what they know and what they think.
I like helping travellers that visit my city to have a good time and make them discover the places I like.
I like meeting locals when I travel myself to better learn the culture of the place and to know their own favourite places of the city.
Because I always have an interesting moment when I meet a member of Couchsurfing.

And my dreamt purpose is to host travellers, but I don't have my own place yet :'(

Centres d'intérêt

Sports (doing, not watching on tv)
Reading and cooking. Photography. Tra-Vel-Ling.

Sciences, playing chess (though I am not good at all) and backgammon.
Animals, nature, walking, urban hiking, meeting people, having fun and uncommon adventures, breaking laws sometimes, having a shower, eating well, sleeping when I am tired, learning new things, playing in the garden, making snowmen, buying groceries, lighting candles, swimming in blue seas, discovering, breaking my common sense, challenging my mind, and many other stuff...

• animals
• insects
• culture
• photography
• cooking
• walking
• drinking
• gardening
• chess
• reading
• tv
• traveling
• socializing
• hiking
• sports
• soccer
• swimming

Morceaux de musique, films et livres

Rock'n'roll, blues, funk, Hip Hop, Classic, opera and others ... as long as it is very deep and well composed.

Criss Cross (with Burt Lancaster), No country for old man, Interstellar, Me myself and Irene, Vivre Sa Vie (Godart)

Albert Camus, Boris Vian and Chrétien De Troyes (FR). Charles Bukowski (USA), I advise you to read his book "Pulp."
Jaroslav Hašek (CZ) with his book "Dobrý voják Švejk."

And many more...

Une aventure extraordinaire que j'ai vécue

Getting born was quite amazing, I remember I was surprised when I saw light and human faces for the first time. I was living 9 months alone and I absolutely didn't expect that other people than myself could exist. I remember I was thinking about the purpose of my toes (as I never used them) when suddenly a soft light appeared from nowhere and some unknown force pushed me to this light. "What the fuck is going on?" was I asking to myself.
And before trying to answer I was out! Impossible to clearly see with this light! I was screaming while saying to put me back but no one undertsood what I was telling. I was just moved from a place to another. I insisted but they seem not to even care about my demands!
Black hole then. I was back in the darkness and with my dreaming thoughts. Maybe this was just a new kind of nightmare. BUT... But I woke up. I was so hungry but my umbilical cord wasn't there anymore!!! What the hell did they do to me ?! I had so many questions, so many mysteries.
It took me some years to understand what happened this day and here I am now :)

By the way I still don't know the purpose of my toes

Enseignez, apprenez, partagez

I can teach you an irakian recipe (if you like cooking), how to play backgammon, we can play football together (or any other sport). And of course I will teach some basic french, dutch and arabic words, in case you're interested :)

I somehow like drinking with people! Not always with the only purpose of getting drunk but mainly for the pleasure of drinking good beverages. Actually I also like not drinking with people. It depends on the person of course.

Ce que j'aimerais partager avec mes hôtes

I can share my philosophy of life and some of the very few things I know about the world and life :)
I try to help as much as I can with your journey.

Pays que j'ai visités

Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Estonia, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Iraq, Jordan, Morocco, Norway, Poland, Spain, Sweden, Ukraine, United Kingdom

Pays dans lesquels j'ai vécu

Belgium, Denmark