CURRENT MISSION

To get my big fat butt off this computer and actually do something productive!

ABOUT ME

I smell, I don't shower, I have voices in my head and only one tooth (sigh) Will you be my friend please? KIDDING! I'm crazy but not too much, forgetful (Well at least I think I am :\) Exceptional at pulling a pint of ale, if I do say so myself and would absolutely love to see what the rest of the world has to offer.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

First things first, I don't come on Couch Surfing for a 'Free Ride' or to offer 'Free Rides'. I have worked very, very hard in order to form what I now call home. If you are looking for somewhere just to stay, sleep and shove your face, there is a very nice B'n'B down the road that I can recommend.

I have no problem offering my home, bedding or food as long as you are willing to give something back.

Easy now! By that I mean a half decent conversation, offering life experience information, to enjoy each others company over a Cigarette or a Glass of Wine, or two Glasses, or a Bottle, what ever takes your fancy. I would like to share experiences with my Couch Surfers and create new ones, not just exchange a pleasant Hello and Goodbye, this is not what Couch Surfing is about.

Interests

I love a glass of wine, Red to be exact. Oh how I love wine..... Wine is made to be drunk..... I am drunk..... Am I wine.....?

Right.. where was I...? Oh yes erm... I like to think myself a DIY (Do It Yourself) expert but after suffering a few Minor Injuries I decided to lay off with the hammer and screwdriver for a while.

• diy
• dining
• wine
• surfing

Music, Movies, and Books

Fantasy Series, got to love Game of Thrones, Tyrion Lannister is my hero and if you do not know who Mother of Dragons is, you have clearly been living under a very large rock.

I listen to all music depending on what state of mind and alcohol consumption level I am at.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, France, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Turkey

Countries I’ve Lived In

Turkey, United Kingdom