I'm a 34 year old small business owner, disenchanted full timer in corporate America, momma to tiny dictator, Annie, and wife to Brian. BC (before child) I was way cooler :-) I love whitewater kayaking, mountain biking, and snowboarding. But you're more likely to find me cooking, gardening, or creating art these days. I love dark chocolate, good beer and also Coors Light, entertaining, and spreading mulch. I have 7 tattoos and wear pearls on most days. I love pizza buffets and cereal, but I am also really into intermittent fasting. I'm not sure if Humpty Dumpty fell or if he was pushed, but it truly sucks either way.