All in all, I'm a horrible person to be around. Judgemental, hard-going, narrow minded, selfish, untrustworthy, lazy, the list goes on. I most of all hate meeting new people, so you will porbably have a terrible time with me.
The few that have actually survived the interactions are still recovering from post traumatic stress disorder.
But unfortunately, most of them aren't alive anymore.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Because I'm greedy and broke, and want to exploit this opportunity to stay with people for free.
Also, it's an easy way to attract future victims to my den.

Interests

• animals
• arts
• writing
• performing arts
• graphic design
• festivals
• video games
• reading
• painting
• hiking
• surfing
• diving
• museums
• stand up comedy
• vintage clothing
• kickboxing
• computer graphics
• swimming in the sea
• chopping up body parts

Music, Movies, and Books

Favorite Music:
Sonic Youth, Wavves, MGMT, Cigarettes after Sex, Ariel Pink, The Smiths, The Cure, Of Montreal, My Bloody Valentine, Depeche Mode, Mazzy Star, Blur, Beck, Soko, Father John Misty, music from Zelda

Favorite Books:
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾, Norwegian Wood

Favorite Series:
Californication, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bojack Horseman, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Twin Peaks, Weeds, Arrested Development, anything by Louis Theroux

Favorite Films:
Garden State, Leon the Professional, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fightclub, Inter the Void, The Science of Sleep, Gone Girl, American Beauty, American Psycho, Moonrise Kingdom, Blue is the Warmest Color, Get Him To the Greek ( furry walls <3 ), Nature documentaries

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Fill out my couchsurfing profile

Teach, Learn, Share

Basic Dutch and Persian language

Adobe Creative Suite programs such as InDesign and Photoshop to make books or graphic works

What I Can Share with Hosts

A rollercoaster ride of emotions and thrills.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Croatia, Czech Republic, Egypt, England, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Montenegro, Seychelles, Spain, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Netherlands