CURRENT MISSION

*** tPEAChE ****English L. Teacher

ABOUT ME

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The answers of FAQ by my international friends:

*My accent in English? (by non- native speakers)
No Im not American, Yes Im Turkish.

P.S: for North Americans, i have a cute accent. May be funny, perhaps they havent told me that to be polite mhh i dunno ^_^ who cares:p

Yes its my original hair color, yes Im Turkish,

No, daddy has no harem and my grandgrandgrand..pa had no either.

- No smoke no alcohol no chemicals and flexiterian:D U can witness me having breakfast with fish in the mornings sorry but this is me-OKk sometimes^^- No Im not Finnish, Yes Im Turkish, enjoy drinking cinnamon n honey, fruit juices "atom", şalgam :D

-- Adore teaching, playing with, hugging, kissing babies and children I define myself as post modernist, idealist and pretty pragmatic teacher D hate GTMethod up for Communicative Method in my lessons for all age groups! My Utopic dream: to change my country s edu. system, collapse the current goverment one day :)

-I am really weak at maths aftermath depriving of for several yrs.

- Brilliant, open minded, humanstic crazy and different makes addiction?
haha indeed im rather primitive, judgemental, freaky n weirdo: js showing it for fake people :)

- No Im not a geek rapper kid anymore nor can i show u a break dance ''

-Yup Im a boring adult;
still can sing rap in English faster than any native speaker though :P

Have colorful pants collection:D

if u support terrorists on behalf of "peace"; open to a plausibe, rational, humanistic discussion otherwise/or better please dont approach me!!!

-Finally, neither did i derive from apes, nor i was brought by storks :) Ne maymundan geldim, ne de beni getirdi leylekler :)

DONT GET AFRAID OF LOOSING! WONT WE LEAVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE ONE DAY? SO IF YOU FEEL IT SAY: HELL YEAH!

-TAKE RISK!-

On behalf of PEACE, release your respective bias slaves, yo'respect please! cease-fire! seize my fire
I mean the rap fire! To carnal beasts, diss by miss......:... blabh Heyy Rappublic:...one another gabblin n gabblin ^^

im a black hole in the galaxy of assholes,
My absence makes u long 'N seek for my presence. When im gone, my presence lingers in the rooms of ur mind, my absence never leaves n roams in the rooms of ur home.
Im sb that time can not erase!

I AM the *DESTINATION oF the road YOU are traveling on !! :)

-In 2005 Outro-

written by MissU4ea aka Algorhytma - Turkey
rapped by my gingerbro: Andrew G-G. -Canada
(more rap version :D)
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DREAMS

I do dream to travel all around the world, swim with dolphins, touch icebergs, watch northern lights laying down, live in a hobbit house with my "perfect" guy iwill meet and with my kids that i will bear in a pool with dolphins ONE DAY! :)IMAGINE!

Huzur (means peace in Turkish)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmnu_m9t3w

(awakining: represents the awakening of human's blindness, unawareness in life; that is, to be able to see beyond the metarialist consciousness)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUWRu2yQ4Yc

imigration: represents the soul migration )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT4wGPma-dI

WARNING!!!

If you send me any "dating" PM explicitly or implicitly, I do report you!

PHILOSOPHY

Gingers do have souls! :D
Born to die, die to be born ^^

"Why the right hand looks down on the left hand when they both belong to the same body?" (Mevlana Jelaleddin Rumi)

"I dont believe in the God i dont see" (Hz Ali)

Ana gibi yar olmaz, Bağdat gibi diyar olmaz ama Bağdat bombalanır...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ujkUHp6rc
Everything is for a reason and sometimes the reason is your own stupity

“Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.”

-the more accept as it is, the more happy i am!

speak the truth, even if youre a minority

the truth is still truth!

Some ppl hate truth, fortunately truth doesnt care:D

P.S: may be since coming from a poor background,that is; a family with limited economical opportunities, -they r extremely educated parents though- know to stick to eachother in any circumstances, I hate relations depends on material benefits in a dominant emperialist culture. Im up for longlasting relations around the same sipirit

Kafileler gibidir insanlar, sadece seni seyreder ve giderler, sigaranın dumanına benzer hayallerim sanki beni zehirler ve uçup giderler...

Sometimes...

People are like audiences; just applauds you and go...
My dreams r like a cigarette smoke; just poisons me and go...

Что привело меня на Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Интересы

long- distance running, Chechen and Circassian folk dancing, white water rafting, joining Turkish army camps,football secret charity, decoding, real history, science and maths in Quran, languages and origins, making graff and expressionist paintings(in the past) American- English Gothic literatre mhh ok honestly i like romantic novels like "Sense and Sensibility" sometimes, dolphins, icebergs, northern lights, ancient Turks, Chechenia heroism, Anglo Saxon history and culture, Slav langs, cultures, Persian literature n history, Hebrew branches,rituals Illimunati :D

• fish
• culture
• literature
• singing
• coloring
• dancing
• folk dancing
• breakfast
• running
• walking
• drinking
• traveling
• billiards
• fishing
• bungee jumping
• muslim
• soccer
• swimming
• teaching
• history
• languages
• mathematics
• science

Музыка, кино и книги

- enjoy horror, fiction and action movies. Fav movies: Lord of the war, Exit thru the Gift Shop, American history X, Fight Club, Prison break, 28 days later, Artificial mind, Lord of the rings trilogy...

-If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us by the music genre :D
Honestly enjoy listening all kind of qualified musics except for "Arabesk n R' N besk^^ thx to my neighbours!!
-adore reading historical, political 'n science fiction novels/reality books, i.e: Miracles of Quran, Is God a Mathematician, Children of Moses, 2040 American Islam Republic-prayers for the assasin- ,Angels and Demons, antropology of Hitler, Illimunatus, etc..

Классная вещь, которую я сделал(-а)

awakening to Islam :)

Учу, учусь, делюсь опытом и информацией

TEACH:

can teach you how to be a road secure responsible in a Rally^^ (last experience was in Turkey Rally -Istanbul Riva Belgrad forests)

how to survive in a forest alone when wolves are around you, -experienced- so u stll tell me u cant watch horror? =))

how to survive after midnight in any foreign place s dark cold isolated wild streets walking for hours alone, rescue from all kind of sickie perverts :P -highly experienced-

diploma for teaching English for all age groups and teaching Turkish to English speakers.

can teach you how to make candles with lemons :)can be
really romantic in the middle of the nature ***
-recommended-

lEARN:

-Hitchiking in secure :)

-Your perspective of life,

-Your experiences worth sharing with me,

-Maths and geometry afresh :)

- Your language

-Bungee jumping

- an instrunent you can play

-anything different, anything interesting...

SHARE:

can share my all adventures, stuff except for my bed with you :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1YuTYxvLQ :)