CURRENT MISSION

what next?

ABOUT ME

Volunteer teacher vs. wayward software consultant vs. swashbuckling conquistadork. While I contemplate this existence, I volunteer teaching computer skills to prison inmates. Plain truth, even though my friends and family think it an amusing hoax.

PHILOSOPHY

1.) I don't want to see the world; I want the world to see me. Okay that's very obnoxious.

2.) Sooner or later you'll get over yourself.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Not that I am advocating you spend your precious time traveling in Oklahoma, but if you happen to be lost and find yourself in this strangely uneventful place, I can help you make sense of it all.

Or I can show you how to get back on the Interstate.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Tried it. Liked it. Will try it again. But unofficially I have traveled a lot and met people from all over the world and have slept on their couches/beds/hammocks/lawnchairs/haystacks/sidewalks*/stairwells/flower gardens^ when traveling through their neck of the woods.

*I locked myself out on my birthday and as a result of imbibing myself I needed to lay down. So technically it was the sidewalk outside my apartment but in my mind it was a tropical beach. But i did surf it.**

**I like asterisks

^not as pleasant at as it sounds

^^I Like carrots too. Although they seem to unintentionally reference what is directly above them.

兴趣

I'm interested in questioning my own authority. For instance, "Who am I to question my own authority?"

• flowers
• traveling
• teaching
• software
• volunteering
• beaches

我游览过的国家

Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, El Salvador, France, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, India, Ireland, Italy, Jamaica, Mexico, Monaco, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Portugal, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Vatican City State

我居住过的国家

Mexico, United States