READ FIRST:

***** Generic Copy/Paste as well as any non personalized requests will be denied and flagged. Beware!

**** Read in detail description of my space and acknowledge that you understand it is a STUDIO apartment ( no separate room ) .

*** I do not commit to host more than 14 days in advance, my lifestyle does not allow for that. I will click maybe - that means that unless something dramatic changes you have %76 chance I will have you over. Hit me up closer to your arrival date for final yay/ nay.

** I only ever commit to 2 nights at first. If we have the flow , please ask if it is OK to stay extra nights.

* CrotchFrog Rules. You better be cool with that.

Now that we got housekeeping ouf of the way :) Oh boy... Just trying to be as happy as possible - only happy people can make other people happy. Wanna save the world? Gotta start with yourself :)

ALSO READ BEFORE YOU ACCEPT:

My life is batshit crazy.
Staying with me is a "a roll of dice" or "polish roulette".

Things you may encounter and be exposed to;
-all night ragers with questionable people, alcohol abuse and debauchery
-FORCED sunrise hikes ( I will haul your sleepy body out of bed and onto my pick up truck and then I will make you hike mountains at still in darkness )
- you may see me work non stop on for 18hrs and then invite you to party with me for another 18hrs. then sleep for 2 days.

It is a mixed bag. One thing I promise: you will not get bored.

If you are overly sensitive, delicate, fragile or otherwise vulnerable - please do not request to stay with me. It may be a traumatic experience for you.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Cause when I first learned it exists and works my faith in humanity got much stronger.

I love the concept of trusting strangers and inviting them into your home. Pay it forward long enough and maybe one day trust and love will replace fears of all kinds that govern and drive most our actions in modern society.

Interests

Yoga, Ocean, Science, Social Justice, Civil Rights, Health and Wellbeing, Meditation.

Exploration of inner and outer worlds and dimensions.

Smile, Work smart, Play hard, exercise often, eat well, relax completely. Sleep. Repeat.

Music, Movies, and Books

Life Guru - Carl Sagan.

Music - Merkaba.

Rick & Morty and Black Mirror. Of course.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Sailed across the ocean..

Escaped from prison..

Conquered the world..

Slayed the dragon..

Uncovered The Truth.

Only one of the above is false. Guess which one?

Teach, Learn, Share

Malama Aina, Malama Pono. Kuleana.

Respect the land , the people , yourself. Embrace your personal responsibilities.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Good Vibes, Good Stories, Good Smiles.

An orange or two. Or a few dozen ;)))

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Cambodia, China, Croatia, Cuba, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Guatemala, Hungary, India, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Liechtenstein, Mexico, Monaco, Netherlands, Palestine, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Saint Martin (French part), Singapore, Sint Maarten (Dutch part), Slovakia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, United Kingdom, United States, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Poland, United States

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