CURRENT MISSION

No mission per se. If I am using this website I probably have designs on some sort of budget accommodations

ABOUT ME

Great conversationalist, not a murderer.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Have slept on couches and and provided couches for the sleeping purposes of others. Never explicitly "surfed" a couch but 10/10 would try.

Interests

urban sedentarianism, bachanalian feasts, grottos

Music, Movies, and Books

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues - Tom Robbins

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I don't feel certain that anything I've done can be honestly classified as amazing. Once ate an entire box of Tollhouse cookie dough.

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach - useless vocabulary words in a pedantic and condescending manner
Learn - how to do a ponzi scheme please
Share - long, drawn out stories of middling interest and relatability

What I Can Share with Hosts

I will cook you dinner and scrub your toilet bowl in that order.

Countries I’ve Visited

Bolivia, Canada, Chile, Ecuador, England, France, Italy, Mexico, Peru, South Africa, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Mexico, United States