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  • 66 references 51 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English; learning English
  • 46, Female
  • Member since 2004
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About Me

"ria is an idiot"
— actual reference left by Hakan Eroğlu, on CS


I hope I do not sound too horrible when I say...

● I will only host women.
● No exceptions.
● I only ever host one person at the same time. It has to do with the size of my place. No exceptions.
● No use of mobile devices at my place, period. I will give you a copy of the keys you can use to let yourself in and out at will. (also, I let you use my computer.)
● I will turn down requests to offer my place to a third party (your friend, sister, daughter, etc.) If she doesn't have a CS profile, she can make one.

Do not take it personally. And, please, don't think of me as a misandrist. I do not hate men. And, men, if you catch me in a bad mood and send me a couch request, I will leave a negative reference for you. Check the references I have left if you don't believe Again, I don't hate men. But I do hate having my time wasted.

I like to host:

● Amputee fetishists
● Amputee fetishists who have amputated their own limbs
● Amputee fetishists who have amputated the limbs of others
● Cannibals
● Ghouls (not the same thing... educate yourself!)
● Robots
● Miniature robots
● Miniature robot ghouls
● Hologram recreations of deceased celebrities
● Anti-Popes
● ...and assorted hangers-on, cultists, concubines and sycophants

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Ancient evil ghoul.

Grants the wishes of mortals but steals their souls.

Takes on human appearance.


Apart from that I have a home business of converting pets into cyborgs. I do it a bit under the radar because technically you need a license. If you need to, say, install rocket launchers on your chihuahua or put bionic legs on your boa constrictor, though, you could do worse than contacting me.

  • death
  • mlm
  • misery
  • nihiilsm
  • despair
  • agony

Music, Movies, and Books

I tracked my music online, but haven't done it in a while.

Books (incomplete and not so accurate):

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Tore off my own head and used it as a soccer ball. It makes for an amusing story.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can show you fear in a handful of dust.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Not, I hope, any communicable diseases.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Canada, France, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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