"ria is an idiot"
— actual reference left by Hakan Eroğlu, on CS

ABOUT ME

I hope I do not sound too horrible when I say...

● I prefer to host women.
● men, if you state "I'm not like other men because..." I will not host you.
● I only ever host one person at the same time. It has to do with the size of my place.
● No use of mobile devices at my place, period. I will give you a copy of the keys you can use to let yourself in and out at will. (also, I let you use my computer.)
● I will turn down requests to offer my place to a third party (your friend, sister, daughter, etc.) If she doesn't have a CS profile, she can make one.

Do not take it personally. And, please, don't think of me as a misandrist. I do not hate men. And, men, if you catch me in a bad mood and send me a couch request, I will leave a negative reference for you. Check the references I have left if you don't believe Again, I don't hate men. But I do hate having my time wasted.

I like to host:

● Amputee fetishists
● Amputee fetishists who have amputated their own limbs
● Amputee fetishists who have amputated the limbs of others
● Cannibals
● Ghouls (not the same thing... educate yourself!)
● Robots
● Miniature robots
● Miniature robot ghouls
● Hologram recreations of deceased celebrities
● Anti-Popes
● ...and assorted hangers-on, cultists, concubines and sycophants

Two things will really earn my displeasure:

● Menfolk hitting on me, which could include "hi" or "hello" or "how's it going?" via PM. I will report this to CS admin.
● Men who allude to my not allowing men to stay over at my place who ask for it anyway. If you do this, I will leave a negative review on your profile. Don't test me. I really will do it.

Please do not mistake me for a misandrist. I don't hate men. In fact, I love them. But I don't love men staying over at my place. Simply put, they tend to push the boundaries more and take up more space, both psychically and physically.

Well, I sound awful and misanthropic, don't I?

Por que estou no Couchsurfing?

Ancient evil ghoul.

Grants the wishes of mortals but steals their souls.

Takes on human appearance.

Interesses

Apart from that I have a home business of converting pets into cyborgs. I do it a bit under the radar because technically you need a license. If you need to, say, install rocket launchers on your chihuahua or put bionic legs on your boa constrictor, though, you could do worse than contacting me.

Músicas, Filmes e Livros

I tracked my music online, but haven't done it in a while.

Books (incomplete and not so accurate):
http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/7455128-ria

Uma Coisa Incrível que Eu Fiz

Tore off my own head and used it as a soccer ball. It makes for an amusing story.

Ensine, Aprenda, Compartilhe

I can show you fear in a handful of dust.

O Que Posso Compartilhar com Anfitriões

Not, I hope, any communicable diseases.

Países que Visitei

Belgium, Canada, France, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom

Países em que Morei

United States