Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking their cigarettes, when suddenly it begins to rain. The first old lady takes out a condom and put it over her cigarette and continues smoking. Second old lady, quite asks: 'what is that? ' First old lady: 'its a condom. ' Second old lady: 'where can i buy one? ' First old lady: 'at the pharmacy. ' So off to the pharmacy she goes to get herself a pack. She walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. The pharmacist quite surprised at the request - because she is over 80 years old - asks her : 'Which size? ' And she replies :'Oh, I don't really care as long as it fits a Camel ...