CURRENT MISSION My current mission is to be the father that my daughter, Kalyanii, deserves. ABOUT ME In addition to being a 40something roadtripper, I have cheerfully functioned in a vast multitude of experiences throughout my adult life, including as an improvisational comedian, a mime-clown, a spoken word poetry artist, a self-published author, a self-syndicated radio talk show host, a voiceover artist, an independent feature film producer, a wholistic trophotherapist, a therapeutic horticulturist, an iridologist/sclerologist/reflexologist, a symbolaeographer, an ordained non-denominational minister, an amateur pedotrophist, an amateur semiotician, an amateur linguist, an amateur isomorphologist, an amateur legal anthropologist, an amateur cyberneticist, and an amateur archaeogeodeist.