I'm a 38 year old white, creppy, thin, man, with little hair on my head, pale skin and claw-like hands. I eat, sleep, fart, burp, drink and generally do as I please. I have quite the temper, I carry grudges, I settle scores, I go to great lengths to see things through, I'm stuborn as hell, I'm defiant, a lazy pig, uneducated, I cross the street regardless of the red light, I don't always signal when I turn, I drive too fast, I don't care much about traditions, I'm not a family person, I like solitude, I like all kinds of things that aren't good for me, I dont use protective gear when I should, I mumble, I talk to myself, I'm not religious, I'm not rich, I don't own a car, my hobbies are weird, my friends are strange, I'm a nerd, an outsider, I'm a pain to debate with, I see my own faults in other people, I curse alot, I'm easily annoyed, I have a twisted way of thinking, I'm not good with compromises, I dream but never get anything done, I spend Way too much time infront of the computer, I can't cook, I like to break things, I snap my joints, I'm not good with money, I don't want to fit in but don't like the attention of standing out, I'm better at solving other people's problem than my own, I watch too many movies, I remember only the odd details, I'm terrible with names, I'm worse with numbers and finally I can't be bothered to come up with anything else...