What can about myself that hasn't been said? I wrote this blurb for one. I am attractive, debonair, 6'1", well endowed...with a sense of humor and loquaciousness. Wait, scratch that - the word "loquaciousness" is the antithesis of comedy. I guess "antithesis" is, too. Anyways, moving painfully on, I am a man of many fine talents and tastes. I enjoy taking strolls on the beach, reading poetry to any companions. Originally from NYC, but now living in Germany, I knows exactly what it takes to be awesome. I can recite all 35 letters of the alphabet (that's right, there are 35 and only I know the other 9). If that didn't make you laugh, at least I laughed. And that is what is most important. Personal happiness and the quest to further it.