CURRENT MISSION

Get honey with no money. Play music. Hitchhike back home. Find a home first.

ABOUT ME

Hospitality Club: lazyass

Hey. This is Cedric. My doctor knows me well and he says I drink and smoke too much. My mother knows me well she says I should sleep sometimes, it could be a good idea. My father he says I'm mad, but I secretly think HE is. (well, indeed he is...so I am)Nobody has ever said I was responsible, nor serious. My friends mostly say this about me: "fuck off you're late again, you'll never do it in time rite?." and "let's go get lost somewhere over there". One of them says "you're never there" but HE's never there as he moved out. Otherwise I think I'm a lovely man, if you just stay twenty minutes, because after that it is too hard to keep it serious and I'm a real crap and we'll start looking for an alcoholized place and having a real time out. Otherwise my life is somewhere between the travel the Simpsons and music. I eat, sleep, eat, eat, eat but don't grow fat so eat again untill I'm thirsty and then whaaaa drink drink drink again, and then I watch an episode of the simpsons with ice cream and sleep and eaaaat and yeeeeeaaaaahhhh

PHILOSOPHY

I'm not a vegetarian. I will not control myself.

Since Ha Noi is cold, Ha Noi is my bed only. (Nesting is better than Nestle)

Influencing someone is stealing one's soul. Oscar. Wide.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Mind it. I love having interesting debates. I love watching TV and undressing my socks. I love going out for a walk, love drinking and drive, love psychological discussions, jam-sessions and play and sing but.. I HATE DOING THE COOKING, I never pay for the food, never bring a bottle, I never wash neither my clothes nor anything else, I never do the dishes, well. If I'm left alone two weeks I'm back to my natural instincts. I AM AN AWFUL GUEST OK? MIND IT. (Now you know.) I've got a bad liver, and a broken heart. I love everybody but sometimes cannot express the right thing... Think I don't belong anywhere I go, hah. Things are mad and absurd. But I'm calm. Will be happy if you help me help you. As Donnie darko, inrainbows. All are not crooks that walk with long knives. Send me out what you think/thank you for reading and take care. (because the blue bus is still calling us! Blowing its horn high and dry).

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Always surprised.

Interests

We'll go live blues and jazz music if you like, otherwise if you don't like that you'll get my friends sulking and we'll go nowhere ok?. If you like clubbing, I'll drop you at the entrance, cause I'm not sure I'd be allowed in anymore ahahahah. Let's say I dance an awful way, no one wants to see that.
We'll find out what you really like. See famous places Sarkozy visited, meet the suburb atmosphere, weeheee, get to Paris and hang around at cheap - but champagne - bars.

HEHEHE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PRACTISING INTERNATIONAL DRUNKEN TALKING? And our speciality: think about a lot, but do nothing: this can take hours of your days! You'll see how!

• singing
• dancing
• dining
• cooking
• vegetarian
• drinking
• clubbing
• clothing
• reading
• tv
• traveling
• music
• jazz
• blues
• medicine

Music, Movies, and Books

The Picture of Dorian Gray. Come and we'll talk about it. Ha Noi is too bloody cold today to have me writing about that.
I like Britney Spears though. Her art, and her porn videos as well.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Hohohhohohooohooo you don't want to see that!!

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach me to learn and I'll share.

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