CURRENT MISSION

To help YOU enjoy bread products again

ABOUT ME

I am a man-boy, sometimes floppy haired and with a tendency to uncrontrollably scowl at people I take a dislike to. In my heyday I tended geraniums with the best, and fantasised about tearing strips from the pheasant motif lovechair to wrap around my neck.
None of that was very clearly put and it ought to be cut.

I am phenomenally boring.

PHILOSOPHY

Well, you see, one has become rather poor - a momentary difficulty... but one shouldn't sit and feel sorry for one's self now should one. Those dratted prickly laurels! Here, do take some snuff please.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

When we meet I shall frequently discuss civil service ranks. They are listed here for ease of reference.
The thirteen ranks are (beginning with the highest):

1 Chancellor
2 Actual privy counsellor
3 Privy counsellor
4 Actual state counsellor
5 State counsellor
6 Court counsellor
7 Collegiate assessor
8 Titular counsellor
9 Collegiate secretary
10 Ship secretary
11 Government secretary
12 Provincial secretary
13 Collegiate registrar

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I love Melons; they're my favourite food. I usually slice one myself, collect the seeds in a special piece of paper and start eating. Then I make the following entry in my log: 'This melon was eaten by me on such-and-such a date.' If I happen to have company I add: 'So-and-so joined me.'

Interests

The rhythmic oscillation of a trapezium, medium-light to medium body although lighter than the substantial gravity would suggest, itself a discrete biprime and this is the first such pair of discrete biprimes.

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Music, Movies, and Books

The Kinks
Ali Farka Toure
Metronomy
Velvet Underground

There will be blood
I'm not there
Chungking Express
the 400 blows

Jimmy Corrigan
Hunger
The Overcoat
Lucky Jim

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once walked to Jaernbane pier. 'Come let's go for a walk to the pier! That is, if you can spare the time.' And I bowed to myself and went down to Jaernbane pier.

Teach, Learn, Share

It may be that none of this real-narrative-honesty-v.-sham-narrative-honesty stuff can even be talked about up front.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, France, Mexico, Netherlands, Poland, Switzerland, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Netherlands, United Kingdom, United States

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