CURRENT MISSION

Saving middle earth

ABOUT ME

I hate pigeons. Fuck.

I compiled a list of my loves and hates that sums me up pretty well

Loves:

Putting my hand down my pants
Scarlet Johansen
Cheap Beer
Chinese yo-yos
Girls
Strawberry Milk
John Davey the opener
Peeps
Tamagotchis
Refunds
Sega Genisis
Suzie Acosta
California
Frisbee
Dane Cook
Adult Swim
Arson
Ice Cream
Rainforest Car Wash
The Keebler Elves
Eating stuffed crust pizza crust first
My friends

Hates:

The Indianapolis Colts
Charlie Sheen
Will Cabral
Lawn ornaments
Financial aid offices
Young Life
Dreamcasts
Girls
Maryland roads
Sonic or In-and-out burgers
Lawnmowers
People my age thinking they know what the 60s was like
The Yankees
Ken Nunn
The Lloyd
Sorority girls wearing bug eyes and ug boots
Judges
Apple Jacks
The wheel
4-H fairs
Semis
Dick Vitale

PHILOSOPHY

"I just wanna say that there are a lot of people that did alot more than i did and that they deserve to be up here. Id like to thank my grandma for always beliving in me and you know helping to save the world...and stuff. Thanks grandma. Also I was thinking about it and its time to start rebuilding society and our houses and stuff, and i was thinking that when we are rebuliding mabye instead of houses we can live in teepees, cuz i think thats better in a lot of ways.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Roman water polo, jick jack jumping, organized crime, keeping the white man down, going to seaworld, ice skating, finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, starting an army of emo children, drinking on the sabbath, bob barker

Interests

kittens, gardening, baking, fighting crime in spandex, ballet, making up intrests, fighting people who make up their intrests...in spandex, catch 22's, cross-dressing, waxing my back, looking pretty

• make up
• ballet dancing
• cooking
• beer
• baking
• drinking
• gardening
• water polo
• swimming

Music, Movies, and Books

Everything but Nickelback and Snooki

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

lots...ill tell you

Teach, Learn, Share

swing by...ill teach you something

Countries I’ve Visited

Belize, Canada, Costa Rica, Italy, Mexico, United Kingdom, United States, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States