Hoy se vive, ¡mañana se ve!

Hello!
To make a long story short, I'm old and it never happens that people tell me that I look younger, even if I spend my time chasing years like mosquitos.
It's quite easy to seduce me with food, swing music (love swing dancing, but not able to dance it anymore, sic), flea markets (oh, these are the very best), yoga and hiking trips. Well... and with a White russian you'll catch me!
Update: I can't drink alcohol, in this period, sic.
I do not get along well with people that get easily offended. And the problem is that people that are easily offended always think to be open minded, what a big issue!

Generally, I choose to travel and live on a low budget standard. And I spent the last six months my bicycle wild camping and I loved it!
Then I bought a super expensive motorbike, and an evil soul got inside me.

I'm atheist, left-wing and I can't stand dogmas, from whatever religion or fashion they come from (veganism, islam, catholicism, conspirationism, no-glutenism, no-vax and so on with these boring things)... It's just like... You know that the middle ages finished quite a while ago?

I am talkative, confused, I judge everything and I'm happy to get something or somebody that challenges my judgements. I'm non-smoker, heterosexual, salad eater and a rain watcher.

I don't like fashionable things and fashionable places.
...But, you know, I'm from the fashion capital, so I'm stylish, don't dare to question that.
I like bicycles and some other stuff, the Netherlands, for example. And I'm always glad to question my believes, to discover new options.

I eat a lot: every moment is good for eating. However I've no idea about how to prepare pretty much anything, don't rely on me for that! Salad with everything in it, that's something great!

If I'm asking to be hosted I don't care about having a bed: a carpet is good enough, no worries! What I'm looking for is mainly to catch up and have good time with you (possibly hanging out, seen that I'm in a new place). And, yeah, I really enjoy chatting!
My number is +393393787490. I have both Telegram and Whatsapp.

My Helpx membership code, if you wish to watch my profile is
2188182ZX
I don't know why you should do that, though.

ALLERGIES:
I'm allergic to shrimps, calamari, pulps, see food and that kind of stuff, but I eat fish. I'm allergic to eggplants (aubergine) too and to elder flower. Just to let you know...

«[...]si no puedes ser feliz con pocas cosas no vas a ser feliz con muchas cosas[...]» José Pepe Mujica

"No soy pobre, soy sobrio, liviano de equipaje, vivir con lo justo para que las cosas no me roben la libertad". Pepe Mujica
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Bonjour, si je demande d'être hébergé, je suis flexible et adaptable, donc pour moi ça va très bien de dormir sur mon matelas de camping avec mon sac a couchage. Mais ça m'intéresse de converser avec vous, si possible de visiter la ville avec vous, de boire un verre (de n'importe quoi) dans un café avec vous ou simplement de se promener ou quoi. ..

Marchés aux puces, randonnées á la montagne, yoga, street food et du bon pain avec son parfume, swing danse et un white russian and rien d'autre à demander!

My other profile is on
www.warmshowers.org/users/acquistapacino
You can contact me via Telegram or through Whatsapp +393393787490

P.s.
Mecs, s'il vous plaît: Couchsurfing ce N'EST PAS GRINDR. Je cherche de relations personnelles mais je ne cherche pas un mec dans mon lit. Je dois le préciser parce que j'ai eu des malentendus. J'aime les filles, mais ça ce ne veux pas dire que je suis homophobe, c'est juste pour dire les choses clairement et éviter de situations désagréable pour moi et pour vous.

Je suis allergique au aubergine et au fleur de sureau; je suis allergique au fruits de mer aussi (huîtres, moules, calmars, crevettes, ...), mais je mange, et j'adore, le poisson.

«[...]si no puedes ser feliz con pocas cosas no vas a ser feliz con muchas cosas[...]» José Pepe Mujica

"No soy pobre, soy sobrio, liviano de equipaje, vivir con lo justo para que las cosas no me roben la libertad". Pepe Mujica

Pourquoi je suis sur Couchsurfing

Because I'm attractive and I think that everybody should have a chance to be close to me and by that fulfill its life.
Apart from this main reason, because I enjoy knowing people, sharing stories, laughs and problem's too.

Centres d'intérêt

Bref, y a des gens qui m'énervent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUiVBpo1qfg

• yoga
• politics
• news
• cycling
• ecology
• learning new things
• tapas
• hicking
• lindy hop
• montain
• compartir experiencias
• cuddles
• balades
• salad
• eating good food
• compartir culturas
• newspapers
• bretagne
• balboa
• melbourne
• saving money
• marseille
• flexibility
• random things
• compartir momentos
• strawbale houses
• white russian
• maisons en paille
• staying warm in bed
• molinos de viento
• canoodling!
• hoy se vive, ¡mañana se ve!
• lentil as anything

Morceaux de musique, films et livres

My favourite books are "Se non ora, quando?" by Primo Levi and "The grapes of wrath" by John Steinbeck and "In ogni caso nessun rimorso" by Pino Cacucci.
I like a lot of other writers, from the Sicilian Camilleri to Sandrone Dazieri, from Jean-Cluade Izzo to Pennac and Fred Vargas. My memory, at any rate, is really bad. So there are plenty of others that I like, simply I have problems to remember stuff!
I don't read stuff like Cohelio or the Dalai Lama.

I just can't stand disco music, reggatton, rap, trap, that kind of things that I don't know exactly what they are.
How good is Janis Joplin when singing Me and Bobby McGee? And Ellis Regina and Tom Jobim singing Aguas de março? I love listening from Testa to Burques, from Brel to Creedence and I'm happy to discover new things (like I recently discovered Xabier Diaz and Ses and I love them!)

I've no fucking idea what Games of throes is and I don't wanna know it, I never watched The Lord of rings and I plan not to (I found the book useless enough even when I was a teenager), I watched 15 mins of Into the Wild just because tons of people where telling me that the protagonist was like me, and 15 mins were enough for me. No series for me. But welcome to the cuckoo nest, to Lebowsky (the big one), Vittorio Gasman and Salvatores! I'll make a list, soon or later.

Une aventure extraordinaire que j'ai vécue

Nothing.
But I saw amazing things:
The reference Rachel left for me!

I saw Nazi pictures in Indonesian houses.

And once I heard a French girl asking me what we use the bidet for, because she couldn't get it.

Enseignez, apprenez, partagez

Not much: I can't play any instrument, I'm not good in cooking... We can have a chat, though.

Ce que j'aimerais partager avec mes hôtes

A young guy in the hostel just told me that there's an application that is called snapchat that is very useful to send dick-pics that last four five seconds. We can explore this interesting feature together, unless you're already skilled and so you can teach me more about this deep meaningful world. A fantastic lady up here in the same hostel, just suggested that it can be used for twat-shots too. How many interesting features in just one application!

Pays dans lesquels j'ai vécu

Australia, Italy

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