CURRENT MISSION

Live slow; die old.

ABOUT ME

Narrow-minded is my middle name. I don't like open-minded and friendly people. I don't like people in general but them open-minded and friendly ones are the worst kind. I think they should all be shoved in a big hole where they can free-hug the crap out of each other...or until they have to resort to cannibalism. That'll teach 'em....Yeahhh!!

Also, I'm quite a loner, infact I wait for the streets to get empty before I step on them or I just take the sewers. They stink but so does humanity. Really...no shit...Im the height of lonesomeness. I don't even get along with my imaginary friends. Well I shouldn't call them friends, they are more like imaginary acquaintances.

I can get angry over ridiculously meaningless things. I broke up with my girlfriend cuz she squeezed my toothpaste from the top once. I don't feel bad about her cuz she was a mere figment of my feeble imagination....and my imagination...hmmm...well its worse than a dead cat's.

I get laid all the time! If by 'get' you mean 'do' and by 'laid' you mean 'nothing', then yes. Whatever.

I also judge people and hate new cultures. Who needs cultures when you have a fridge, a bed, a blanket, a few packs of instant noodles and some beer.

Don't believe the positive references, I use threat tactics!

I will probably steal your socks as well.

But Wrocław is still cool...except that the pedestrian lights take eons to turn green...everything else is super awesome though...

PHILOSOPHY

Learn -> Question -> Grow.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

met some of the most beautiful souls in my life through CS

Interests

reading, music, guitars, rhythm of the old-fashioned rail tracks, mountains, stars, politically incorrect humour, sarcasm, science, little green men, spreading manbearpig awareness, trains, cricket, squash, art, propaganda, politics, details, and maths.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to drink orange juice right after brushing your teeth.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, China, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, England, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Pakistan, Poland, Romania, Scotland, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, Vatican City State, Wales

Countries I’ve Lived In

Pakistan, Poland, South Korea, Sweden, United Kingdom

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