CURRENT MISSION

Became a dictator and force people to work less

ABOUT ME

I am originally from Brazil, but I live in UK since 1998 and London is definitely my home now. However it was impossible for me to change my Latin American way of life (not that I have tried...). I talk too much, I eat too much, I sleep too much, I love too much, I am lazy, I am always late, I curse, I am loud and I have a horrendous accent. But there is one thing that makes me feel at home, and that makes me "fit in": I cannot dance. lol

I also can not read maps, I can not drive, I talk to my plants, I never know where the remote controls are and that I have allergy to gyms, night clubs and posh parties; That I am left-handed and cross-eyed. About my ethnicity?... I am Brazilian, therefore I have no idea of what it means.

Political correctness? Sorie, no speak English, I no understand...

My favourite activities are, cooking, cleaning, sewing socks, making love, tidying up my house, gardening, ironing, hosting guests, painting my nails, and brushing my hair… not necessarily in that order. Yes... It is true. You bunch of misleading oppressors feminists go away…. your… *holes!!

I love traveling and have been to quite a few places.

PHILOSOPHY

“It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.”
― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

Interests

Hiking, Photography, Anthropology, Food, Water to drink, water to dive into, water coming from sky:)

• photography
• dancing
• dining
• cooking
• gyms
• partying
• drinking
• clubbing
• gardening
• remote control
• traveling
• painting
• hiking
• anthropology
• cartography

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Cuba, Czech Republic, Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Monaco, Morocco, Netherlands, Palestine, Paraguay, Peru, Portugal, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Switzerland, Syrian Arab Republic, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Brazil, Turkey, United Kingdom