ABOUT ME

I am short In Stature, but so were NAPOLEON And VICTOR HUGO.
I have a narrow forehead, but so had SOCRATES and SPINOZA.
I am bald-headed, but so was SHAKESPEARE.
My Nose Is Long and crooked, But so were the Noses of VOLTAIRE and GEORGE WASHINGTON.
I have sunken eyes, but So Did PAUL da APOSTLE and NIETZSCHE.
My Thick lips r Similar 2 d0z Of LOUIS XIV, And my Thick neck is exactly Like HANNIBAL’S and MARK ANTHONY’S.
My ears R Long and might Suit the head of an animal, but CERVANTES had Just Such Ears.
My Features r PROTUBERANT and my cheeks r Hollow, But so were LAFAYETTE’S and LINCOLN’S.
My chin recedes Like that Of WILLIAM PITT and GOLDSMITH.
1 Of My Shoulders is higher than the other, But GAMETE’S shoulders are Like that, too short, and In This I resemble EDDINGTON.
My Body Is On The skinny side, but these Is A characteristic common 2 great Thinkers.
Strange that I cannot settle down 2 read or write without having my coffee pot besides me like BALZAC.
Above all I Am inclined to associate with vulgar people, in which Respect I resemble TOLSTOY.
Sometimes I Go 3 or 4 days without Washing my hands and face, so did BEETHOVEN and WALT WHITMAN.
Strange that I take time 2 relax and listen 2 the Gossip of Women about Their behaviour when their Husbands r away, this is exactly what BOCCACCIO did.
My Thirst For wine exceeds That of MARLOWE, ABI NOWAS and NOAH.
And My Gluttony Surpasses that of EMIR BASHEER And ALEXNDER the Great.

This
is
me …

this is my reality.

I possess All the Qualities of great Men from the Beginning of history to the present. A Person with Such Qualities is destined to great Achievements.

Centres d'intérêt

F1, horse riding nd travelling

• animals
• wine
• coffee
• traveling
• history

Pays que j'ai visités

Belgium, Cambodia, Malaysia, Nepal, Singapore, Sri Lanka, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, Viet Nam

Pays dans lesquels j'ai vécu

Pakistan