I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I seduce women with my sensuous & satiric Nostradamus impressions, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, & I drive places half an hour away in fifteen minutes. I am an expert in cooking, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Australia.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Northern Territory from a horde of ferocious fire ants. I play psychedlic trance so loud the neighbours complain that their walls are shaking (what does he think it's doing to mine ..), I was scouted by the Endevour, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban rock climbing, kayaking, white water rafting and scuba diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair computers, laptops, mobile phones free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Perth with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Fight Club, The Alchemist, and Catch 22 in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

PHILOSOPHY

The earth is only one of many schools on the journey to ultimate knowledge.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I create social events, talk to strangers, query the unknown for the sole intent of gaining new perspective. I talk about new ideas in the hope the catalyst will be something tangible and give us forward momentum into a future we deserved yesterday. As I am passionate about life I ensure that grinding Monday to Friday 9-5 framework doesn't contour my reality. Working on a sailboat in the Whitsundays certainly helps but planning events and meeting new people make the balance worthwhile. I also perform guided tours of the cities I've been to and host photographic sessions for kicks. I like fun, but I love life !!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I have hosted at home, I've been to multiple gatherings, The events I host I post but I am yet to surf myself.

Interests

If people would only take as much time improving upon themselves as they take dissaproving of others the world would be such a better place.

Music, Movies, and Books

The Wind-up Bird

The Contortionist's Handbook

Shantaram

Weaveworld

Fight Club

The Alchemist

The Hobbit

Weaveworld

Shantaram

Survivor

Diary

Choke

Invisible Monsters

Lullaby

Rant

The Hobbit

The 4-Hour Workweek

Catch-22

Reasons to Live

On the Shores of Endless Worlds

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

reasons to live

Urban Survival Guide

The Five Great Principles for Life

Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking

The LAD Bible

Mr Nasty

The Brain That Changes Itself

Freakonomics

Don't Sweat the Small Stuff and It's All Small Stuff

Zone diet

2001: A Space Odyssey

The Book the Movie the T Shirt

Tomorrow when the War Began

Dermaphoria

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

He Died with a Felafel in His Hand

Slaughterhouse 5

Desperation

The Dark Tower

Vampire Chronicles

Picture of Dorian Grey

Romeo and Juliet

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

Space Odyssey series

All Families Are Psychotic

The Book, the movie, the t-shirt

Men Who Stare at Goats

Tao Te Ching

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Four-Hour Work Week

Edward de Bono

GMS

Arcade Fire

Thievery Corporation

Mumford and Sons

Metric

Dashboard Confessional

Evanescence

Architecture in Helsinki

George

The Smashing Pumpkins

Guano Apes

Garbage

The Offspring

Blink-182

BRITISH INDIA

Snow Patrol

Daft Punk

MIA

Bon Iver

Timbaland

WYTH

The Psychogeographical Commission

BLISS N ESO

Of Monsters & Men

Passenger

Matt Corby

Ben Howard

Tuka

Thundamentals

Michael Franti

Angus and Julia Stone

The Key of Awesome

The Bedroom Philosopher

The Rambles

Julian Lennon

2Cellos (Sulic & Hauser)

Cherry Ghost

Two Door Cinema Club

The Bravery

Little Red

David Fincher

Christopher Nolan

Quentin Tarantino

Roger Avary

Darren Arronofsky

Baz Luhrmann

Tim Burton

Guy Ritchie

Zach Helm

Dominic Sena

Tony Scott

Dark City

The Faculty

The Shining

The Neverending Story

Empire Records

Stardust

Napoleon Dynamite

the Wayans Brothers

A Beautiful Mind

Office Space

Donnie Darko

Hannibal

Jim Carrey

From Dusk Till Dawn

Life is Beautiful

Kevin Smith

Lord of War

Crash

The Ring

American Beauty

Blood Diamond

What The Bleep Do We Know?

The Matrix

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

The Butterfly Effect

V For Vendetta

Wolf Creek

Stanley Kubrick

Final Destination

Natural Born Killers

Dazed and Confused

Al Pacino

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dexter

Californication

Bored to Death

Flight of the Concords

Breaking Bad

Spaced

Clone High

Robot Chicken

Monkey Dust

The Chaser's War on Everything

The Mighty Boosh

Da Adrian Show

Scrubs

Archer

Hungry Beast

The Gruen Transfer

truTV

TLC

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

Eek ! The Cat

The Verge

The Future Machine

South Park

Mad Men

Catalyst

Gruen Planet

Daria

30 Rock

QI

Futurama

Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory

Six Feet Under

Scrubs

Seinfeld

The Office

The IT Crowd

The Chappelle Show

The Sopranos

Life On Mars

Code Monkeys

The Boondocks

American Dad

Fawlty Towers

Absolutely Fabulous

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Sky diving; boring, if it's excitement you seek get to your local x zone and go caving, black water rafting, scuba diving until that final moment your air canister tickles ..

Teach, Learn, Share

I'm always learning things I never knew from people I've never met. I like to host social events, dinners and gatherings for networking, social and the first two reasons were lies I do it solely for the purposes of fun.

What I Can Share with Hosts

My garden, my home, my philosophy and it's impact on your life.

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, England, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Morocco, Myanmar, Netherlands, Poland, Scotland, Spain, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, United Kingdom