ABOUT ME

I would say I am nice! I might be a little chaotic, but I got that.

PHILOSOPHY

And now here they are, those righteous authorities, all terse and businesslike, scarcely granting me time to wipe my greasy mouth with my sleeve before ushering me out of the cell and down the piss-green corridor to that clean, well-lighted place where I’m to be legally murdered by the state.

Despite having once again enjoyed, in what are scheduled to be my closing minutes, one of life’s most agreeable pleasures, I will not falsely claim that I am wholly at peace. Even tomato sandwiches have their limitations. They’ve left me satiated but, in my current situation, hardly serene. Yet neither am I defiant.
And I’m certainly not resigned.

I’m not resigned because, you see, I have a plan. I’m not resigned because this is my fantasy, after all, and provided it is dramatically correct, I must insist on a happy ending.

Whoa! What’s this? A tremendous explosion has suddenly ripped through the building, throwing me to the floor like a Dear John letter. As debris sifts down upon us, my escort and I lie there, they stunned, I looking up frantically through the swirling cumulus of dust until I see in the nears distance the beckoning lights of dawn.

Bleeding, soiled, lame, I hop through the rubble on one leg, like a flamingo in a sack race. With surprising speed, I’m out into the exercise yard. The guard tower has toppled and in the prison wall there’s a hole so wide you could fit an hour’s worth of corporate greed in it and have room left over for all of Dick Cheney’s drafts deferments. Wow! My friend in the Mad Scientists Underground sure know how to orchestrate a jailbreak!

I the deserted street outside the prison walls, Naomi Watts waits in a black Ferrari, its engine revving like a velvet chainsaw. I get in, give Naomi a kiss, she pops the clutch, and off we rocket, barrelling down to Mexico, where nowadays sliced bread is widely available, where the lime-flavored mayonnaise is muy bueno, and where the tomatoes – if not harvest prematurely or shampooed in pesticide – are muy damn bueno, indeed.
Tom Robbins

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

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Interests

In my freetime a do a lot of sports, actually Im a very unsporty person, but thats the reason why I do it. I also play theatre, thats what I love the most in my live and I where I have the most fun doing it.
What I like to talk about? I guess everything, especially the topics, I dont know a lot about, they teach me the most.
Maybe the weather leads me a little into boredom...

• exercise
• sports

Music, Movies, and Books

one of my absolutly favorite books is The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Milan Kundera), everything is illuminated (jonathan safran foer) and the joker (markus zusak)

but my favorite author is Tom Robbins. again and again and again Im stunned, einfach ein saugeiler kerl, der Mann!

I like a lot of different music, preferable I listen to oldschool american rap, electro, gibsy.
but electro swing is for me the best music to danceanddanceanddance.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Well..., once i was tinytiny little baby pooh embryo and now im a whole 1m 66cm tall. achievment guys, achievment.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to cry on purpose.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Greece, Hungary, Indonesia, Italy, Malaysia, Netherlands, Poland, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, United States