CURRENT MISSION

Me & Kate Would Be Honored If You Slept On The Couch!

ABOUT ME

Andy has the personality of George Costanza.

Kate has the personality of, well... Kate. Nobody else is like her.

We usually sit up during the week debating about nothing, then complaining about being up all night debating about nothing and getting very little sleep. On Fridays we hit up the town, on Saturdays we do our own thing, and on Sundays we relax, clean a little, and maybe catch a movie. Kate act's as the "wosef" and Andy has no role.

PHILOSOPHY

Andy - Think "Big Picture". Live In The Moment. Sex Is Just Naked Exercise (Love Making Is Passion). Do Everything To Others Before They Do It To You. Drink Lots Of Water. Always Be Yourself, Unless Yourself Is Not That Great, Then Be A Greater Version Of Yourself. Drama Is For The Stage, Not For My Apartment. Sex Should Never Be A Thing Of Which "The End Justifies The Means"; It Should Be Pleasurable In It's Entirety, Otherwise Please, Just Pack Up, Say Your Goodbyes And Make Your Way Home. Never Spend It Unless It'll Bring You A Vast Reward Later. LLLLLLLY - Love Long Legs Less Little Legs Love You.

Kate - Never Listen To Anything Andy Has To Say.

Что привело меня на Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

We just want to meet people from all over. We host, and can show people around.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Andy - I once slept on my brother-from-another-mother's couch for a summer after the ol' HS. It wasn't sanitary and I started cutting my feet on the sea of beer bottles and cans. But it was fun!

Kate - Never CS and tell...

Интересы

Andy - Original Nintendo, Scriptwriting, Cranberry Juice, Women, Bugging Kate, Good Alcohol, Sleeping, The Feeling After Exercise But Not The Actual Act Of, Air Freshener, Ripe Fruit, Travel, High Tea, Hong Kong, Aviator Sunglasses, A Clean Apartment, Cigars, Money, Seinfeld Marathons In My Underwear, Trying To Watch Kate Do Yoga, Photography And Film Making.

Kate - Purses, The Mall, Travel, Cute Boys, Shoes, Ripe Fruit And Original Nintendo, My Mother, Yoga, Not Letting Andy Watch Me Do Yoga, A Good Job, College, Photography And Film Making, Reading, Bad Girls Club Reruns, Big Sunglasses, Salad, Many Other Things.

• dogs
• photography
• film making
• beer
• exercise
• yoga
• walking
• drinking
• clubbing
• shopping
• reading
• traveling
• socializing

Музыка, кино и книги

Andy - I Partake In Everything At Least Once.

Kate - Woody Allen Movies. Electronic And House Music. Many Other Things As Well.

Классная вещь, которую я сделал(-а)

Andy - I once saw a kid grocery shopping by himself. No lie. I watched him around the entire store, he couldn't have been older then seven, tops, and he pushed a cart way bigger then himself, picked and selected sensible groceries, then proceeded to the register and walked out of the store with his purchases. It was awesome. I also saw a dog walking himself yesterday, literally, he had the leash in his mouth and was walking along, stopping at the crosswalk until everyone crossed. I got pictures to prove this amazing event on my Facebook. Still, seeing Kate everyday is by far amazing, I didn't know such big losers really existed outside make-believe stories.

Kate - I once... I'll get back on this one.

Учу, учусь, делюсь опытом и информацией

Andy - NEVER, EVER, send out any kind of correspondence when under the influence of alcohol or any illegal substances. No emails, no texts, no cell phone voicemails, no postcards or snail mail. Nothing! It'll come back to haunt you if you do, no matter how awesome or great you may think it is.

Kate - For a sore throat, drink a glass of water mixed with pure lemon juice, salt and honey. Also, if you have an upset stomach drink one bottle of unfiltered beer and a small glass of water and rest.

Где я побывал(-а)

Australia, Canada, China, Fiji, Guam, India, Indonesia, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Philippines, Poland, Thailand, Viet Nam

Где я жил(-а)

Australia, Belarus, China, Germany, Japan, Lithuania, South Korea, United States