CURRENT MISSION

To wear a beard of bees and scratch myself at leisure.

ABOUT ME

Oh god...I really want to love but I'm unable to as I have scissors for hands...oh no, that's a film isn't it. I never took that car! Also, I don't like using salad tongs, I don't know...

PHILOSOPHY

Golf is pretty absurd

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I host people anytime and it's always great fun!!!!! You can all come to my house. Oh and the milky bars are on me. (Sorry for the strange, British cultural references on confectionary!) (Imagine that, the whole world in my house) Then I go to their houses and have fun. It's essentially all about the fun my friends. xx

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

None. I once tried to actually surf on a couch but it didn't float to well and I was hit by a 30ft wave,and dragged out to sea.
Fortunately, I was rescued by a group of benevolent crab missonaries who were attempting to convert some shrimps to Catholicism and witnessed my plight.

Interests

Combing people's eyelashes.
Theft
Grappling with the elderly
Drinking pints out of half pint glasses
When I'm lonely i envisage a triangle with all the points facing inwards...yeah how does THAT work?

• running
• drinking
• catholic
• golf

Music, Movies, and Books

Yeah, I have been exposed to them, definitely. I liked them.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

There was a man running towards me on fire....I DIDN'T DO IT!

Teach, Learn, Share

Did you know that the Queen of England is made entirely out of woodlice.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Germany, Hungary, Ireland, Mexico, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Czech Republic, Hungary, United Kingdom, United States

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