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The most fictional character that you could meet! :D Don't believe it? Check my references!

I have too many strange life stories. Some people think my stories could only happen in Films from Hollywood but I am afraid I have to say they really did happen in real for me!

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

I am not going to put any nice words here, just some harsh words to avoid getting miserable creatures again from this "open-mind" community which is only looking for benefit for free (oh come on we all know all these lines on all of your profiles about "Oh I wanna meet fantastic culture and people" is fake, you are only doing it to get a free hotel for a night or two) - I am hardly using this website for the following reasons:

- To those guys who write me back: I am not looking for flatmate to share prices and I am not a club person and I don't care about your Couchsurfing's Tinder success that you want to pose with.

- To those girls who write me back: I absolutely am not interested in a girl over internet taking photos in front of a mirror. If you want to act like a drama queen then move along cause I am honestly not gonna have any respect to that and I might answer you back with ANY type of miserable word if I hear one and just ONE dramatic line like "I have a boyfriend" out of nowhere in middle of a conversation. And please since this has happened a few times I feel to say it, I am not your date so do mind and pay your share if we eat something together, although I might not mention it because I don't want to be rude in person BUT PAY YOUR SHARE!

So now if you still feel like you want to meet me or talk to me after reading all these lines then it means you are exceptional so what are you waiting for?
And here is your answer why I am on Couchsurfing: To see if there is a person who is not looking for benefit or free hotel among all these pretenders! (god you have no idea how many of these low lives I met here)

兴趣

Classic Books, Video games, Classic Music, Classic Films, Swimming, Hanging out, Talking about different stuff, Cooking, Bike riding.

• books
• cooking
• video games
• music
• swimming
• films
• novels

音乐、电影和书籍

Books:
The Count of Monte Cristo - I learnt the most and the sweetest thing in my life from this book, the entire human wisdom is in two words "wait and hope!"
Sherlock Holmes - I have read all episodes.
Agatha Christie - Can't say my favourite compared to Sherlock Holmes but still some of Hercules Piorot's episodes are good.
Robert Louise Stevenson - I nearly have read everything this legend has written!

Music:
I am mostly into 80's and 90's and classical as I used to play violin myself (amateur) but I also love dance music and good mixes. Not a fan of heavy metal or RAP at all.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

That I stopped using couchsurfing to meet people because it was easier to find people on this website when I was in a foreign land. When I first came to Poland, the only people I used to meet were those from couchsurfing and they were one after another nightmare experience.
I could never make friends from this "open-mind" website with people who can speak English "fluently". But when I started to actually throw my phone and never ever use any social media to meet people, I started to meet a lot of locals who had hard time speaking any word in English but they were much more welcoming and friendly than any other low life creature on this "open-mind" community ;)

Now I have around 50 people in Warsaw only, none are fluent in English and not many of them have travelled to more than 2 places in their life yet but they are much more honest and friendly than any pretender on this website.

Yea I know it insults most of you people, but if it does then it means you are here only for benefit ;) Those who are here to have fun and meet up wouldn't mind about this at all!

教，学，和分享

I can help you to improve your English if you are not a native speaker :) With British accent of course!

AND you can teach me your local foods because I am a hungry monster!

Aren't all these called "sharing time"? :D

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

I do not want to get hosted but if you are keen to meet up I can tell you a real life horror story of myself which happened because of couchsurfing or super funny real life events which you might think could only happen in comedy films :) What should I Say? Adventure finds me, not me seeking it ;)

我游览过的国家

Turkey, United Arab Emirates

我居住过的国家

Iran, Poland, United Kingdom