CURRENT MISSION

trying to finish a series of essays called "capsize, notes for the static"

ABOUT ME

I am a very boring fellow. I am either sleeping or listening to music or reading. Or taking long showers. I try to smoke as many cigarettes as I possibly can in a day. I have the healthiest diet; I am willing to share the secrets of common life for a small fee. I like candy and white chocolate.

PHILOSOPHY

they pay me for everyday I'm alive, it seems reasonable to me

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I have hosted 5-10 couchsurfers in a 5-6 month period.

Interests

looking deeply interested

• chocolate
• dieting
• reading
• drawing
• music

Music, Movies, and Books

Lars von Trier, Andrei Tarkovsky, Wes Anderson, Spike Lee, Spike Jonze, Cocorosie, Bombay Bicycle Club, Gang Gang Dance, Bon Iver, Velvet Underground, Pixies, David Bowie, Devendra Banhart, The Libertines, Neutral Milk Hotel, St. Vincent, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Tallest Man on Earth, Wavves, YYYs, Gertrude Stein, Murakami, Saki, Joyce

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've beaten up a television.

Teach, Learn, Share

I know how to draw stars