if you want to fight zombies, and beat up hippies, and chase dragons threw the woods hit me up.
pretty much we will get weird

PHILOSOPHY

life sucks so make the best of what you can
And if you read my profile and don't realize that I'm being sarcastic I'm sorry

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I participate by being awesome and if you stay with me or host me i will never let you be bored. I stay up late and if i am hosting you and we go do hood rat shit in philly. If your hosting me just get ready to walk in random directions me buying you drinks and probably some other fun things.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

one of the people i hosted ended up being a magician so he put me in a box and the next thing i knew i was doing cartwheels over hot lava and running naked with the bulls

Interests

i am getting ready to go to mars and fight martians or Jupiter and fight jupitians

• culture
• cooking
• running
• drinking
• boxing

Music, Movies, and Books

i like the thing with the pictures and sounds and writing

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

i stabbed a man with a trident and then made cotton candy out of his blood

Teach, Learn, Share

i can teach you how to do the mac-arena
or how to tie your shoes and count by 2's

you have to pick 1 won't teach you both

What I Can Share with Hosts

Lets see i can share my words of wisdom or random dumb shit i have done with them.
I will entertain and i want to experience what it is to live in a different culture. I can cook stuff or we can just play solitare in different rooms i d c. I go for the experience i am open and very positive and can tell you life changing things maybe idk.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Canada, Czech Republic, England, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Netherlands, Pakistan

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States