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Overview

  • 1 reference 1 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English; learning French
  • 38, Female
  • Member since 2009
  • Teaching English, being a student, bumming around
  • Graduated from university in June 2008 with a BA in Engli...
  • From Bellingham, WA
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

All of it. Do it all.

ABOUT ME

I often need a reminder that love is not a victory march.

I cry at the end of most every book I read, even if it isn't sad.

I over identify with Elliott from Scrubs, and if you don't think Sarah Silverman is funny you definitely won't like me.

Once, my friend Hobbes described me as the moon, and I think I fit its three phases well.

I am afraid of ruts.

I check out stacks of books at the library, and usually only open a few of them before they are due.

I think I have heavy boots, but I'm not quite sure. Not being sure makes them heavier.

Finding out that "every snowflake is unique" is not true would profoundly change my existence.

I had a lucid dream for the first time ever a few weeks ago. Someone told me I couldn't do something, and I retorted, "Fuck you! I'm dreaming, I can do anything!" And then I flapped my arms and flew away. It was magnificent.

Procrastinating, for me, involves cleaning my apartment and cooking large dinners for groups of hungry guys. They love me.

I speak French to my cat when I think no one can hear me.

I feel prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse. I think I can use a machete fairly well.

I have an unqualified, irrational fear of murder.

I have an even more unqualified, irrational, bigger fear of murder by a serial killer. I think I am afraid of death.

I am not too proud to congratulate myself on a superbly written "About me". This one is a gem.

PHILOSOPHY

A good chicken pot pie can change the world.

That's all I got.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Please come stay on my couch. I would love to have you.

Interests

cooking, literature, making things with my hands, languages & people & different cultures, having fierce arguments over a glass of wine with people I love, playing video games, and staying up late doing dorky things.

  • cats
  • books
  • literature
  • cooking
  • wine
  • video games
  • languages

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums. Among others.

Music: Anything

Books: Catch-22, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, All the Kings' Men, too many more to list...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I have seen an octopus squeeze itself through a one-inch hole.

Countries I’ve Visited

France, Spain

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, United States

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