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Overview
About Me
CURRENT MISSION
All of it. Do it all.
ABOUT ME
I often need a reminder that love is not a victory march.
I cry at the end of most every book I read, even if it isn't sad.
I over identify with Elliott from Scrubs, and if you don't think Sarah Silverman is funny you definitely won't like me.
Once, my friend Hobbes described me as the moon, and I think I fit its three phases well.
I am afraid of ruts.
I check out stacks of books at the library, and usually only open a few of them before they are due.
I think I have heavy boots, but I'm not quite sure. Not being sure makes them heavier.
Finding out that "every snowflake is unique" is not true would profoundly change my existence.
I had a lucid dream for the first time ever a few weeks ago. Someone told me I couldn't do something, and I retorted, "Fuck you! I'm dreaming, I can do anything!" And then I flapped my arms and flew away. It was magnificent.
Procrastinating, for me, involves cleaning my apartment and cooking large dinners for groups of hungry guys. They love me.
I speak French to my cat when I think no one can hear me.
I feel prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse. I think I can use a machete fairly well.
I have an unqualified, irrational fear of murder.
I have an even more unqualified, irrational, bigger fear of murder by a serial killer. I think I am afraid of death.
I am not too proud to congratulate myself on a superbly written "About me". This one is a gem.
PHILOSOPHY
A good chicken pot pie can change the world.
That's all I got.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
Please come stay on my couch. I would love to have you.
Interests
cooking, literature, making things with my hands, languages & people & different cultures, having fierce arguments over a glass of wine with people I love, playing video games, and staying up late doing dorky things.
- cats
- books
- literature
- cooking
- wine
- video games
- languages
Music, Movies, and Books
Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums. Among others.
Music: Anything
Books: Catch-22, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, All the Kings' Men, too many more to list...
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
I have seen an octopus squeeze itself through a one-inch hole.
Countries I’ve Visited
France, Spain
Countries I’ve Lived In
France, United States