CURRENT MISSION

Rebuilding a house, body, life. This year shattered everything, and now I'm finally putting back the pieces.

ABOUT ME

It's the strangest thing, I hate both couches and surfing, but when you put them together... something magical happens. I like to have fun, I am fiercly loyal to my friends, I don't sweat the small stuff, and I love animals. Especially when I'm very very lonely.

PHILOSOPHY

Screw them if they can't take a joke.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Alright, I guess I can't put that I just joined anymore. I'm an experienced host, who's put some Karma points into the great wheel a couple times.

I destroy couch surfers with alcohol and good food. I punish them with humor, and subject them to my evil puns, muhahahahaha.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Surfed in Europe and the UK. Some amazingly good experiences, and some amazingly bad experiences. But even the worst was good intentioned.

兴趣

I like lowering baskets of moisturizer down to women trapped in the pit of my basement. I like chainsawing tourists and wearing their skin. I'm fond of dressing up in a grey jumper and chasing Jamie Lee Curtis around a building with a kitchen knife.

• animals
• dining
• hunting
• surfing

音乐、电影和书籍

Favorite movie is Ghostbusters, followed by Blackhawk Down. Music is eclectic, if you like it, I've probably heard it. Print is dead. Robert Asprin for the win!

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

I've seen attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion, I've seen moonbeams glisten at the Ten Hauser gate.

教，学，和分享

I can't help but feel that I helped change text on the site. I wonder how karma will feel about my contribution. I can take 1 person shooting at a time, no more.

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