Back in the hosting game! :)

My last name is pronounced bitch-oonus, which when translated has something to do with bees, thus I am bound to enjoy honey (hence not vegan). I like (some (most?)) animals (not counting people)! I am rude and a total ass. Fake :D No sense of humour. Tall (go figure)! I love brackets (joking). I have a small business registered with the name "Bur bur".

Disclaimer - this profile was not written in a serious tone!

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

Couchsurfing is great for weirdos. Love judging people based on their online profiles.

Intereses

I find sooo many things interesting, but the most intriguing subject in the world is falafel. Made from chickpeas! Who would've thought!! Go chickpea!!!

• arts
• politics
• technology
• psychology
• eating
• people

Música, películas y libros

My two guitar heroes are Tommy Emmanuel and Martin Tallstrom.

It's great when music makes sense. Whatever that means.

Favourite filmmakers = Coen Brothers.

Favourite book = Facebook.

Algo increíble que he hecho

Filled out this section ;D

Enseña, aprende, comparte

I can teach how to plug headphones into a potatoe.

I'd love to learn:
- how to prepare your favourite meal;
- something of whatever it is that you do to get by;
- something artsy, like a song, or how to draw something, or a magic trick, etc.
- a few words in your language.

I share stories of how much I eat. I don't share what I eat.

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

Boredom. Endless conversations about nothing. Bitching, as per the name. Awkward pauses. Fake interest. My face.

Países que he visitado

Austria, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bulgaria, Croatia, Denmark, Egypt, Estonia, Georgia, Germany, Iran, Italy, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Sweden, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States

Países en los que he vivido

Lithuania, Sweden, United States