CURRENT MISSION

Same mission as always.... TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

ABOUT ME

Chill out... easy going... funny... happy... caring....

To be honest, the only thing I hear when people say shit like that is blah blah blah... meet me and find out >:P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM IN NO WAY A SERIOUS PERSON, SERIOUSNESS? I HATE IT!! MAKES THINGS COMPLICATED AND BORING AND I HATE COMPLICATED AND BORING!!! I'M ALL FOR THE SHARING AND LOVING AND CARING AND CRAZY SHIT AND MORE LOVING AND MORE SHARING!!! JUST THINK ABOUT IT!! 200 YEARS FROM NOW WHEN WE'RE ALL DEAD WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT WE DID!??! NO ONE!! ONLY WE CARE WHILE WE ARE ALIVE SO IT IS UP TO US HOW HAPPY OR SAD, HOW EXCITING OR BORING OUR LIVES ARE!!!Things you should know about me... I WILL SLEEP ANYWHERE!!Be warned!!! You will be endangered of me cooking for you!!!!If you let me sleep at your place, both of us are not likely to sleep at all.LADIES WATCH OUT!!!! If I feel like it, I WILL MOST LIKELY TRY TO SEDUCE YOU WITH MY SEXY MEXICAN ACCENT!!!! ((I KNOW!! naughty me!!! :D hehehehehee))I escaped from a maximum security prision in mexico and ran away from the country, interpol is looking for me!!!!Here's my BOOK OF FACE!! if you still think I'm a psycopathic killer.https://www.facebook.com/dave.t.gonzalez

visited 32 states (14.2%)Create your own visited map of The World or Free ipad travel guide

PHILOSOPHY

CHINGUESE A TODA SU REPUTA MADRE!!
You don't wanna know what that means......

live and let live.

and the rest is all bullshit!!

Tell me something crazy about yourself when you send me a request!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

A THUNDER WILL STRIKE ME DOWN AND BURN ME TO THE GROUND IF I KNEW!!!!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I stayed in two places in Zurich, first with Kaspar, who was really nice and gave me a place to stay at last moments notice, then with Lina, who at the time was in Berlin but was very kind and told one of her friends, Daniela to see if she could arrange for me to come, I met all their flatmates, very nice bunch!!!

Interests

SEX DRUGS AND ROCKnROLL!!!! :P Yeah, that's what you might think I'm interested at a first glance.... hmm.... maybe the sex and rocknroll is true, I KNOW!! GUILTY!!! Then again, we all are! (YEAH THAT MEANS YOU TOO, THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!)I also like to travel... I also like to cook.... snowboarding is fun!!! bothering annoying people is fun aswell.... hmmm.... EATING!! AA MAA GAAAD!!! Eating is so PHUN!!! hohohoho.... and the rest I'll leave for later, no phun in knowing all the things the person you are gonna meet is interested in :P

• books
• cooking
• walking
• shopping
• reading
• traveling
• snowboarding
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

WTF!! You don't even ask that on your first date!! Let alone some strange dude you might never meet!!
PFFT....

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

AA MAA GAAAAD!!! so I was 15 years old, and I was going to the local shop to get some tortilla for my mama, and I was going in my bycle, and then I was crossing this avenue when WHAAAM!!! out of nowhere this van hits this old guy walking in the street and boy, it wasn't one of those bugs bunny WHAMS!! it was like one of those fucking 9/11 twin towers WHAMS the ones that you go like AAAA MAAA GAAAAAAAAAD!! So anyways... the guy in the van gets out and goes to check on the old geezer, and everyone is like AA MAAA GAAAD, he's dead!! But the old man just gets up and goes like!! PINCHE PENDEJO FIJATE POR DONDE MANEJAS! (FUcking asshole, watch where you're going!!) And then he continues walking... and everyone was like.... AA MAAA GAAAAD!!!
And then the extraterrestrials decended from above and abducted him!!!

TEH END!!!!

Teach, Learn, Share

Sharing is fun... teaching is fun.... and learning is fun..... WTF else do you want me to say???

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, France, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, Slovenia, Switzerland, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Mexico

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