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ABOUT ME

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out

PHILOSOPHY

I'm simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone
Ive ever met!
They're stuck on my heart, they hang on every word I say

Tina wrote that for me.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I stayed with people, it was fun

Seal clubbing and self gratification

Spot the dog - classic

Too many, but the one that sticks out has to be 'SCUBA Porn'

I have no idea, always feel a bit pretentious writing in these things