CURRENT MISSION

To become addicted to addiction. Ever since the accidental accident, I just want to want again.

ABOUT ME

I am. Sometimes. When I choose to be so. I enjoy peacocking so everyone knows how awesome I is.

I can do both an upside down smile and a rightside up frown.

PHILOSOPHY

If a cop ever stops me, I cry. Thats the true meaning of equality.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I look sad and people give me a couch. I'd prefer to stay at their place, but the couch is a nice consolation prize.

I reciprocate when people pace back and forth outside my door.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Read above

Interests

I like catching things. Sometimes I will sit in a chair and eat a bag of dried apricots. Swimming is exciting as its pretty much a matter of life and death

Music, Movies, and Books

I don't know what the difference between a book and a movie is. I thought they were the same thing.

As for music, I prefer the symphony of car horns that occur outside my window at 6 am

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once saw a sunset. It scared me. Witchcraft...

Teach, Learn, Share

People who play didgeridoos are the best evidence for evolution and adaptation. I mean they breathe better than the rest of us. Amazing.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Pseudo-Intellectual conversation. Example- If time stood still for a minute, would we be aware of what happened when time restarted? I know I just blew your mind.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Argentina, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Estonia, Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macao, Macedonia, Malaysia, Malta, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Myanmar, Netherlands, Northern Ireland, Norway, Panama, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Rwanda, Scotland, Serbia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, Tonga, Tunisia, Turkey, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Viet Nam, Wales

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Austria, Brazil, China, Mexico, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Russian Federation, United States

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