CURRENT MISSION

I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.

ABOUT ME

Wherever you are, no matter what city you're in; look me up. I'm always up for a nice restaurant, great food, or a good laugh. It's not what you do but who you do it with.

Here are 10 things about me;
9 true, 1 false:
1. I am not for everyone. Clinical tests show that I may cause nausea, fatigue, spontaneous fits of joy, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if I am right for you.
2. In university I wrote a book about how to marry a thug. It took me 4 days.
3. I can cook any 30 minute meal in under 20 minutes. I think I deserve an award for that.
4. When I was 5, I fell off a horse, got into a physical fight with a pig, and had a hyena laugh at me until I cried. All in the same day.

5. I've been clicking "Enter, I'm 18" on porn sites since I was 13 years old.
6. My love is like woah ;)
7. I once beat a '76 Chevy in a street race...I was driving a van.
8. If you give me some soup, water, a mango, and 40 minutes; I will give you the greatest time of your life. Guaranteed.
9. I once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called the Islands.
10. You can live a wonderful, happy life without meeting me....no, this is the lie, sorry haha =p

PHILOSOPHY

"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." - Max Lucado

Pourquoi je suis sur Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I think itineraries, time-keeping devices, maps, tour buses, tour boats, tour planes, tour-anythings, gps, and schedules are evil. If you like any of these things you won't like me...at first. I'll rip up your map and pawn your time-keeping device. I find comfort in being lost and not knowing. So we'll get lost and probably do a lot of walking. You'll laugh at my jokes.
If you're a woman, you'll stop walking and I'll grab your hand, promise to let you be mad at me at a later time and drag you along.
If you're a man, you'll be a good boy and follow the leader.
I'll teach you sexy r & b songs. We'll laugh at me when I get the lyrics confused. I'll start to tell you a story about a very nice person I met. You'll laugh at my jokes.
In the city, drivers will throw things at us for impeding traffic as we walk in the middle of the street. The sound of people will excite us. We'll laugh after we escape the police officers chasing us for jaywalking. You'll laugh at my jokes.
In the hills, animals will throw things at us for impeding their mating rituals. The sound of animals having sex will disgust us. I will narrate every detail of the male mounting the female, you'll make fun of me using a soccer game commentary instead of documentary-style. You'll laugh at my jokes.
Our stomachs will growl. After filling ourselves on food that forgot to die, you'll start singing the r & b song I taught you, while I pay for the meal with the money I got from pawning your time-keeping device. You'll laugh at my jokes.
We will stay up the whole night. I'll finish the story about the nice person I met.
In the morning I'll leave.
If you're a woman, I will kiss you on the cheek and thank you.
If you're a man, I will hug you and thank you.
I'm going to miss you alot and I'll tell the next person I meet about you: the nice person I met.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

April 4-7 2012. Willemstad, Curacao
July 12-20 2012 Dallas, Texas, USA
August 1-4 2012 The Hague, Netherlands
December 20-25 2012 Aspen Colorado

July 20-31 2014 Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

Centres d'intérêt

Dancing, Marathons, Zumba, Rockwalls, Eating(!!), Sports and fast cars. I also love Starbucks Ice Teas and pumpkin soup. And walking around naked wearing a pirate hat. I love walking around naked wearing a pirate hat.

• animals
• books
• singing
• documentaries
• dancing
• dining
• cooking
• zumba
• walking
• partying
• cars
• fishing
• sports
• boxing
• soccer
• cartography
• teaching
• emergency services
• medicine
• beaches
• mountains

Morceaux de musique, films et livres

Music | Anything, but R & B and 80s dance gets me everytime. East Coast and Durty South Rap but I will listen to anything from NWA or MC Hammer. I'm not a huge rock fan but I consider 'Clavicle' by Alkaline Trio one of the best R & B songs ever and I have . I'm a sucker for Reggae and dancehall.

Movies|Metropolis, Vertigo, Repulsion, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet,The Green Mile, Reservoir Dogs, Some like it hot, The Prestige, Chinatown, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, 12 Angry Men, What's new pussycat?, Everything you always wanted to know about sex, Trainspotting, V for Vendetta, The good, The bad and The ugly, Sin City, Limitless, Clockwork Orange, Wallstreet, My Super Ex-girlfriend...anything with Umma Thurman or directed by Quentin Tarantino

Books| The Alchemist, 1Q84, Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Siddhartha, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, The Martian Chronicles, Candy Shop, The Secret Journey, Anthem, The Great Gatsby, anything by Tennessee Williams, anything by Ayn Rand

Une aventure extraordinaire que j'ai vécue

I love boxing and I trained at Fifth Street Gym, the same gym in South Beach where Muhammad Ali trained in his youth. Me and Barack Obama have the same Miami barber. Dennis Rodman once gave me his fitted at a hotel party he hosted at The Delano Hotel...complete with his own hair dye stains. My freshman year of high school I was an understudy of Dr. Jack Fisher, the world renowned botanist. That same year I didnt qualify for school bus transportation, so a teacher drove me home...in his yellow Lamborghini (Charlie Sheen calls that winning). I've been in the Miami Herald twice. I've founded a non-profit organization and 3 for-profit companies. I have an ex-girlfriend who's cousin is Lamar Odom. Geno Smith, the 11th-ranked quarterback by ESPN Magazine in 2009, might very well turn out to be one of the greatest American quarterbacks of all-time...even though no team he has led has ever beaten me. God gave me a life filled with moments, picking just one feels like I'm being unappreciative of the others.

Enseignez, apprenez, partagez

I can teach you how to love ;)
No, seriously.

Pays que j'ai visités

Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Canada, Colombia, Cuba, Denmark, El Salvador, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Mexico, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Russian Federation, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United States

Pays dans lesquels j'ai vécu

United States

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