CURRENT MISSION

If I'm on a mission, I'd say it's to see the world and not die with regrets about not having done the things that interest me.

ABOUT ME

I am 182cm with dark blonde hair and blue eyes. I weigh 79kg on a good day.

PHILOSOPHY

1. Steal Underpants.
2. ?????
3. Profit.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Restoring the country's scenic covered bridges...world domination....

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

When I have been a travelling vagrant, it's been of the middle-class variety of inter-city vagrancy because I have a late model car.

Interests

I LIKE MEETING GIRLS!! LOTS OF SEXY GIRLS!!! (sorry, I copied that from some Turkish guy because I couldn't think of anything).

• modeling
• traveling
• skydiving
• economics

Music, Movies, and Books

Michel Hoellebecq is my favorite writer, Dawkins, Lacan and Baudrillard are my favorite modern thinkers that you would have heard of...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've been skydiving. I've been on an old Soviet helicopter in Kyrgystan. I've gone to a rave in the South Bronx at 3am. I've had threesomes. I've taken Greyhound between DC, New York, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Cleveland countless times. I watched a 51 year old Lumberjack have sex with a 16 year old Tatar prostitute, and later helped compose lyrics about her to the tune of Christmas songs. I lived for 2 months with a 45 year old woman next to the Plaza Hotel in New York, overlooking Central Park. I've worked at the Cato Institute, KPMG, and Rencap. The most amazing thing I've ever done was probably an acid trip I had in Pittsburgh back in 1999, but I don't do drugs anymore.

Teach, Learn, Share

Pretty much everything I know, I get from the Economist and wikipedia.