CURRENT MISSION

Figure out how other people are pulling it off, then do that.

ABOUT ME

I never show up empty handed to a party. I cook, I make jokes, I do dishes, I talk about cooking a lot.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I've hosted much more than I've surfed.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I like when people come to stay. I slept at a stranger's place once, and she was terrified that this other girl and I were secretly lovers so she wouldn't let us share the air mattress and I had to sleep on the floor.

I still made her oatmeal waffles in the morning, but they were waffles of annoyance and disgust.

Interests

Plants, animals, fish, cuss words, fruit, dresses.

• animals
• fish
• cooking
• partying
• fishing

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've planted a seed and watered it and eventually eaten the vegetable that grew.

Teach, Learn, Share

I know a lot of jokes and how to make sour pickles.

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