CURRENT MISSION

Keep living the travelling dream even though we're stuck in Brisvegas

ABOUT ME

It's really about living vicariously. We've used all our leave this year so now we're hoping people will bring the travelling buzz to us. We probably won't take you to any tourist spots. We do, however, have a healthy Friday/Saturday drinking routine.

PHILOSOPHY

We're mainly atheists. Matt is particularly atheist; he would sleep with Richard Dawkins in a heartbeat. If you ask nicely, Matt will let you sit in his philosophy chair. This is the place where Matt concentrates really hard on becoming the perfect renaissance man.

Reece is a worshipper of Ori, who are "ascended" beings from the science fiction television series, Stargate SG-1. Ori use their advanced knowledge of the universe to live on a higher plane of existence. You should see Reece in his Goa'uld costume when he's watching a new episode (look at his photo and try to imagine it). It's completely lame.

Centres d'intérêt

Sometimes we go surfing, but not very often. Reece's main hobby is to buy expensive sporting equipment in moments of ill-conceived motivation and then retire to his more comfortable routine of cigarettes and television. Feel free to take Reece's surfboard, he'll never use it.

• drinking
• traveling
• surfing
• atheism
• science