CURRENT MISSION

...Up The Punx?

ABOUT ME

Potentially the most-ethical unethical person you will ever meet. Enjoys: the preparation of meals, rad pizza-tossing techniques, anything that can have the adjective "gnar" attached to it (e.g "Shredding the gnar", "gnarred out" and "gnarring this sandwich"), rain.

PHILOSOPHY

Anything worth thinking about was discussed by Draco the Dragon in the movie "Dragonheart". Go listen to Sean Connery, not me.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Target for pornographic photo alterations by certain individuals.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Rad: Slept on several different floors/couches in and around France, met cool dudes and rad ladies. Not-So-Rad: slept in a park in Barcelona when I couldn't find a place.
Weird: forced to pee off a balcony in Toulouse when I could not reach the bathroom without disturbing our host. Poor form, I know.

Interests

The books with the words, the needles without the diseases, the delicious meals in the Seattle, the poor grammar possibilities in the English language (except the last one, because I happen to love the English language).

• books
• scuba diving
• languages
• lakes
• mountains

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: Punk Rock of most forms that don't involve a coffin-bass, oldies, folk music, and the like. I'd really like to learn more about opera, so if you're knowledgeable...
Movies: Again, "Dragonheart" may be the best movie ever made; if I had to get all artsy and stuff, I guess I enjoy Will Ferrel movies...AND LIKE PARIS JE T'AIME N STUFF.
Books: Currently reading Gunther Grass' "Tin Drum" and thoroughly enjoying it.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Skinny-Dipping/Skinny-diving in the freezing alpine lakes of the Wallowa Mountains. Experiencing what life would be like for a eunuch.

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach Me About: Regional foods, regional beverages, your favorite band, puns in other languages.
Learn about: WHAT?
Share: Get a haircut, hippy.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, France, Spain, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States