CURRENT MISSION

To perform stand-up comedy in as many different places and in front of as many different people as humanly possible.

ABOUT ME

I perform stand-up comedy in the greatest city in the world almost every night of the week, often more than once nightly. It's the only thing I was ever truly passionate about and fairly good at. I'm part of the stand-up comedy collective in Chicago known as Comedians You Should Know.

www.comediansyoushouldknow.com

I also enjoy eating huge chunks of mozzarella cheese and drinking RC straight out of a two-liter bottle. I am sensitive but sometimes act like a tough guy. I am miserable but sometimes act like I'm happy. I am a know-it-all but am often proven to be an idiot. I am trying to be a better person today than I was yesterday.

PHILOSOPHY

"Never regret the things you did, only the things you didn't do." -I don't know who said that, but I'm sure he regrets not letting people know he came up with it.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I have surfed plenty of couches in my day, just not "officially."

兴趣

Stand-up comedy, writing

• writing
• performing arts
• cheese
• drinking