CURRENT MISSION

Be the only person in the world not on Facebook

ABOUT ME

Funny
Relaxed
Enquiring
Musical (I wish!)

PHILOSOPHY

Jeez, what a question.
Life always looks better through the bottom of a beer glass.
God put us here because she likes a good joke.
Your motorbike needs a louder exhaust.
Will you wax my back for me?

兴趣

Music - play, listen, go to concerts & festivals
Walking in unpoilt natural places
Riding anything on two wheels

• writing
• concerts
• festivals
• beer
• walking
• music
• beaches

音乐、电影和书籍

Movies:
If I'm with my teenage son, lotsa shit must get blown up.
If I'm with my wife, the hero is rugged, yet sensitive, just like me, but unfortunately the heroine always dies tragically.
Books:
My wife reads enough books for both of us.
Music:
Anything with a good tune and interesting lyrics. Loud is good.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Getting married on a beautiful beach to the lovely Rita.
Stepping off the platform on my first and only bungy jump
Eating hot chestnuts with Rita in the snow in Paris
Writing off my BMW motorbike and walking away, limping only slightly

我游览过的国家

Botswana, China, Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Indonesia, Italy, Jamaica, Luxembourg, New Zealand, Singapore, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom, United States

我居住过的国家

Australia, Netherlands, New Zealand, United Kingdom