CURRENT MISSION

make my jokes funny in every language

ABOUT ME

dont want to give too much away, or no one will buy my biography. but im old, frail, and refuse to use the self-checkout machines at the grocery store.

i check facebook more often than this site, so send me a message or add there if you have an urgent request or just to get better acquainted, just let me know youre from cs

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=160200232

PHILOSOPHY

"explaining jokes is like dissecting frogs; you learn alot about it, but it dies in the process"

Interests

aviation, law, standup comedy, rugby, the word asinine, insured drivers, dressing stylishly but ruining it by clipping my phone holster on my belt, dry humor, moist humor, church, 50s doo whop, 80s retro, tom foolery, jim foolery, you get the idea.

• aviation
• rugby
• law

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

a DMV employee actually be helpful once

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, Denmark, England, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Scotland, Slovenia, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Germany, United Kingdom, United States