CURRENT MISSION

Ass Kiss My Way To a Raise!!

ABOUT ME

ME: Thrill-seeker, love outdoors and exercising, watching and playing sports, love the taste of a good insult, try to stay healthy, everyone thinks I smoke weed for some reason, love animals...in that way, and i make fun of everyone...especially me.

Overall, I am a cool-ass easy-going peep, but im not for everyone. Some people just dont get the humor in a good midget stripper joke)

I just moved to this nations capital...DC fans watch out....I'm a huge steelers & penguins fan (dont worry, you can laugh in my face during baseball season because I like the pirates too. I think I'm one of three fans left. That wont stop me from trying to start the wave. Whoop!! Whoop!!)

Anywho, hit me up...I know noone here. I am pretty social and independent and i am not going to latch on to you like a pimp on a ho.

PHILOSOPHY

This aint no practice round, this is life!

兴趣

Travelling...DUH!!!

• animals
• exercise
• traveling
• outdoor activities
• sports
• baseball

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Last May, I stayed in a condo so filthy that I actually made the toilet cleaner by pooping in it. TRUE STORY!! I know its gross, but seriously, how many people can say that?

我游览过的国家

Costa Rica

我居住过的国家

United States